Lipstick Home-o-Glow

More faster than a rolling O

Always hearing, I told you so

Bend over backwards for a chance

Eyes light up, he’s ready to prance

Waiting on the west wing

Side-view on the left a new thing

Smile for the camera, “Click!”

Return favors and make them sick

He’s so well-poised with all his toys

A locker room animal with all the boys

But who will say with a straight face

They prefer leather over lace

More guttural than a guttural R

It’s wet t-shirt night at the local bar

Everyone swings from the same branch

Lassoing pigs at a dude ranch

Though he wears lipstick in the day

At night he can’t wait to wipe it away

Delivering sounds of joy in a husky voice

That lipstick homo-glow leaves him no choice

Pretty is as pretty will do

Destruction only needs a chosen few

Just be careful what you wish for

You could be in store for much more

Watch how he rolls his tongue

Maybe something has pierced his lung

Give the boy a kiss for posterity

You’re sure to get your sense of clarity

Your tube may be smaller than his

Either way, it is what it is

Reach for a darker shade

Before you reach for the switchblade

Call yourself a partner

Sunshine’s not used as a hardener