UnfairA Story by theGinganinja41Expanding on the idea that telling lies should make you fat. Many people take the most basic rules this world follows
for granted, as if this particular set of regulations our universe abides by applies
to everywhere and everything. These people are quite small minded. While our
world has its merits many of the rules in place are completely illogical and
only serve as a detriment to progress. One of the more infuriating of these
rules is the way people are rewarded for doing unquestionably deplorable
things. In other places where the rules were reviewed more
extensively and more opinions were taken into account things are in fact
fairer. One world in particular which lays far away on the great plane of
existence from ours actively punishes those who choose to hurt others or lie
and steal. People who speak lies will grow fatter and fatter with every fib
that passes their tongues, those who prey on the weak and actively subvert others
for their own gain break out in warts and awful blemishes. And people who are
greedy with their success and hoard wealth grow weak and powerless. This system
works almost without flaw because any person you see with a hideous distorted
face and shriveled weak body can easily be avoided. Kind and just folk are
rewarded with strong bodies and beautiful perfectly proportioned features. Fortunately for George he did not occupy that world. He
was almost completely self-centered; every action he took was towards his own
benefit, he was lazy and spiteful and vain. Yet in this world just because his
parents and their parents before him were attractive perfectly shaped people he
inherited without moving a finger. He stood high above most of his peers and was
athletically inclined, his metabolism worked in his favor letting him eat
whatever he pleased and he wouldn’t gain an ounce. His eyes were an
astonishingly pretty shade of blue green and all of his facial features were
just the right size in comparison to each other. This fantastic body he occupied pulled him along in life
without much effort on his part. He was not particularly outgoing yet people
still sought out his company and laughed at his jokes. These of course were usually
directed towards the many people who occupied shorter uglier bodies. These
people found it terribly difficult to start conversations and make new friends,
but he was without fear of rejection and had an inflated sense of self esteem because
throughout his life people were pre-inclined to enjoy him being there. His few
talents were blown out of proportion by his many admirers and put on display. Later
in life he found he had also been bestowed with the ability to grow a gorgeous
full beard. This combined with his commanding baritone voice and wide shoulders
instilled those around him with completely unfounded confidence in his
decisions. He wowed college interviewers and later employers. He gained an easy
and well paying job and rose in the ranks of the establishment; most of this can
be accredited to the luscious beard alone. All the while his non-mustachioed
coworkers needed to toil away at work for several more years than he before
receiving any promotion at all. He
found a beautiful wife who bore him two beautiful children and one who was less
beautiful. This was not an issue though as the least beautiful of his children
naturally felt no compassion or really any emotion not concerned with personal
achievement. Her psychopathic tendencies made her an incredible liar; she was
far smarter than anyone in her family and eventually rose to a high position in
government due to her considerable skill in subversion and manipulation of
others to her will. George
died very fulfilled and proud. Something he very much did not deserve. In a just
universe he would have occupied the lowest rungs of society. His fantastic life
was nearly completely due to the fact that he was a small, ugly, despicable
person who happened to occupy a tall handsome form. But fear not, someday these
outstanding issues in the system will be reformed. Someday changes will be made
and major adjustments will occur. Maybe in your lifetime this will happen, and
small ugly people will no longer be allowed to fit within beautiful bodies. © 2012 theGinganinja41 |
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