What are you doing?

What are you doing?

A Screenplay by T.Langham

Mate one finds mate two doing something odd.


What you doing?


Mate one: You all right mate?


Mate two: Yeh, you?


Mate one: What you doing exactly?


Mate two: Sorry


Mate one: What you doing?


Mate two: Not much, you?


Mate one: What you on about, I’m not asking if your doing anything…well I am… you know what I’m on about.


Mate two: I’m not sure I do.


Mate one: Stop pissing about


Mate two: Pissing…


Mate one: …about, yes. Stop it, I’m asking you what your doing.


Mate two: Your asking me…


Mate one: …what your doing. For Christ’s sake, your sitting cross-legged, onto of a table, with your eyes closed, holding half a pint of milk, and wearing a sombrero, and I’m asking you why your sitting cross-legged, onto of a table with your eyes closed, holding a pint of milk and wearing a sombrero.


Mate two: And a friendship bracelet. (he holds up his wrist and jingles the bracelet.)


Mate one: (looks stunned)


Mate two: You all right. Bit quite.


Mate one. Just why mate, why.


Mate two: I’m pondering the creation of the universe.


Mate one: Just looks confused. (mate three walks on)


Mate three: What’s he doing?


Mate one: Pondering the creation of the universe.


Mate three: Deep. Cinema anyone.


Mate two: Sounds good. (Getting down from the table)


They walk off screen, leaving mate one confused. You hear mate two off screen say:


Mate two: Friendship bracelet?


Mate three: Cheers mate, means a lot. 

© 2015 T.Langham

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Added on October 1, 2015
Last Updated on October 1, 2015
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