Poor kitten.

Poor kitten.

A Poem by Bri
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Ok, please read this! It's kinda hilarious and cruel in a good way!

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My poor kitten.

All dressed in pink silk with nowhere to go.


Why so down sweet kitten?

Your pink nails do shine brightly.


Are you proud of your girlish attire?

Your crown gleams upon your head.


Do you yearn for a savior?

Someone to take it all away?


I can understand your distress.

For your sister was not home, so I dressed you instead.


Poor little kitten.

Just a little boy.

© 2014 Bri


Author's Note

Bri
My poor cat.. Brody wasn't home to try on her new dress so.. Max was my model for the time being.

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XD I remember, I had a tiny pink doll's dress and a litter of ehhhh... Possibly six week old kittens. (They were always small for their age, just like their mum)
Anywho, instead of putting it on my little girl, Willa, I put it on her brother, Spock. He didn't even care. Wore a cute little grin and posed for pictures. LOL
I like the way it's written, I think it tells another story if you're willing to find it.
Nice! ^^

Posted 10 Years Ago


Crossdressing kittens oh my god! :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Bri

10 Years Ago

LOL that sounded kinda wrong.
Hahaha yes this had me cracking up, poor kitten!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Huh. I clicked on this poem expecting to read about a "poor kitten" and was not disappointed :) This is delightful, good job!

Posted 10 Years Ago


LOL you are a charmer little one! This one lightened up my morning, thank you.

Posted 10 Years Ago


This was sooo cute and unique too...Pen on...:).................

Posted 10 Years Ago


The cat hates you now doesn't he? This was funny, I can just picture it in my head of this poor cat. Not bad kid, f*****g funny.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Cute poem. The thought of dressing a cat draws quite a picture. Go into edit and add a picture of a cat wearing something.

Posted 10 Years Ago



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