Prologue

You know, if I haven’t lived through these events I’m about to talk about, I wouldn’t believe a word of it. I never believed in the supernatural. I never believed in God or the Devil. I just couldn’t believe such bullshit. Higher beings, supernatural events and powers, just a bunch of bullshit. But that was all changed the day I met Lilith.   

            Lilith, the young woman who would forever change my life. A mysterious young lady who had neck long purple hair, who has bi-colored eyes, her right eye was light purple while the left was light bluish-green, and who wears a wears a gothic Lolita dress and purple spectacles.  A young woman who was very weird and vulgar when she was wanted to be.

            That girl, that weird f*****g girl who was like an anime character. But truth be told, she was a demon, not any demon, but a demon hunting demon, which sounds pretty f*****g weird, but it was the truth. She changed my life into a chaotic mess full of battles, demons, angels, romances, death, and weirdness. A lot of weirdness, let me just say that.

            This tale of tales started on February 13^th. A Sunday, a Sunday that was the day before Valentine’s Day. It’s still an ongoing tale, which is now going on its second year. And the end is nowhere in sight, well that I don’t know of. To be honest, no one knows when their story will end.

            I’m sorry, I haven’t introduced myself. My name is Pete Sunderland. I am twenty-one years old. I live with my older sister, which I know how that sounds. I’m a f*****g pathetic loser who lives with his sister, but that’s not it. She moved in with me. She couldn’t pay rent so she decided to crash at my place. I live in an apartment room by the way. I work at McDonald’s, the best goddamn job any twenty-one year old can have. If you couldn’t tell that I’m being sarcastic, then why are you here. I’m joking, I’m joking. Don’t leave me.

            I believe I talked enough in this prologue. I’m sure that you want me to truly start this chaotic story. So I shall. 

Reviews

[Leo]

Good laugh to soothe my horrible night.

[Takeshi Yamada]

"If you couldn’t tell that I’m being sarcastic, then why are you here."
Love that line!! Your narrator has some attitude, which is entertaining. Keep it up!

[Tsubaki Kuro]

Thank you very much Takeshi

[Wølfy]

Very nice what you got here. Lilith decided to hunt demons instead of men. haha. I can tell I will love Lilith.

[Tsubaki Kuro]

Hahahaha. Yeah. XD. I love her as well. Just you wait.

[Wølfy]

Hm. I just saw the picture of Lilith. No pigtails! I demand a girl with pigtails! haha xD slightly joking aside I shall be waiting. :)

[Tsubaki Kuro]

There is a girl with pigtais. Don't you worry XD

[Wølfy]

Good! xD life complete.

[Tsubaki Kuro]

XD Glad to hear that