The Ectoplasm in My Fridge

This poem uncovers the true source of the mysterious goo in your fridge.

In my fridge there is a goo,
A sort of creamy, oozing stew.
It sits and congeals,
Next to the meals,
That later I was going to chew.

I do not know how begotten was this goo,
As the food that I eat produces no glue.
Could this slime that I am seeing,
Indicate the presence of another being?
A being who leaves behind a sweet smelling dew?!!!

Yes, indeed, the manufacturer of the goo,
Must be a ghost; this conclusion must be true!
This phantom likes the most,
My tender chicken roasts,
This ectoplasm is, truly, the defining clue.

Author's Note

Remember this the next time you find a mysterious fluid in your fridge! Review away my fellow authors!!

Reviews

[katie.g]

This is brilliant! i love it so much; i do love a good nonsense poem!

[bob, small b. aka invs]

this explains a lot. i always wondered where that stuff came from. you explained most eloquently.

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my best friend is GOO. i like this poem have lot of sense of humour and is very funny. i realy had great time when i read it . very good imagination . well writen and something fresh at writers coffee. thank you

[nseddy]

"This phantom likes the most,
My tender chicken roasts, "

haha this is good:)

[Taylor_McCutcheon]

This was adorable lol Sounded like something id find in a shel silverstein book :)

[ANM]

Very amusing once more! Would just leave the line I do not how became of this goo. To do not know how this became a goo.

[Margo Seuss]

Thank-you for your review. I'm trying to say that I don't know how the goo got in my fridge in the first place as none of the food in the fridge can become a goo. It is kind of an odd line though! I think of a way to review it.

[ANM]

Ah I see how about ... How begotten was this goo? Begotten is to create

[Margo Seuss]

I may need a second opinion on that one.

[ANM]

Lol ok though I did check the definition ...

[Margo Seuss]

I'll change it. How begotton was this goo..I think I do like it better! Thanks!

[ANM]

Ha ha ok if you like it use it whatever you decide your poem was good!

[Oswald Chesterfield Cob..]

lol your writing never ceases to amaze me >X< I loved this one, you keep writing 'em and Ill keep reading :)