Random Quotes

just a bunch of random phrases that have popped into my head from time to time.

- Life is grand, to bad everyone is carrying a gun

 

- I woke up, it was monday. I got to school, it was wednsday.

 

- All the regular people are willing to change the world, but all the smart people wanna roll over and sleep

 

- Crazy people are fun, until they're on your back screaming sparta

 

- I demand my rights! Water, a computer, a comfy bed, and that TV in your living room

 

- If i were short, id be big about my decisions. But since im not i can say honestly, that yes that is my oreo and i dont know what your talking about

 

- If im an a*s hole, what does that make you for calling me that?

 

- If i had a dollar for every time you gave me a headache, id have a 360 by now

 

- All the wonderful intelligent people decided to leave when i moved here

 

- Ill give you two dollars if you pay for the pizza

 

- My mind is more messed up then you could ever imagine. What? sorry i wasn't listening.

 

- Could you imagine a place where the religion was rock and roll? I did, then you came to town and all hell broke loose.

Reviews

[just is]

- If im an a*s hole, what does that make you for calling me that?

Love this one here, These are neat quotes, thanks for sharing these

[Tai-San]

i love those. they are funny!