Sunday

I thought this was perfect.

So I’m a blasphemous, assless chaps wearing

Gay rights activist, who sits in your pulpit a culprit

Of every sin in your pulpless

Popeless hopeless book of lies

Because I’m morally obligated to petition the gays rights

More crooked than a Westborro Baptist church strike

Oops I meant those liberal hippy, propaganda slander using a*s wipes

Masturbating hating scientifically equating, those idiots obviously never heard that

Christ is always right

Because Adam and Eve, I believe, were the very first human beings

And I  follow, the Ten commandments

No lying, killing, cheating, or blasphemist antics

Because only god can answer my prayers to cure cancer

And end my addiction, maybe I’ll find answers in Leviticus

So please somebody riddle me this

If god loves all of his children, then does he hate dicks

Cause heavens occupancy must be a minus one

What kind of father martyrs his only son

Or should I say himself

Because that weird orgy of a story has Me stiff over which thumb I stick in which orifice

Author's Note

I thought this a more than a beautiful piece written by a close friend of mine. Enjoy, because I sure as hell did.

Reviews

[TheSweet]

Loved the wicked style of this, I'm sure it'd sound great in spoken word. Large amounts of truth in the words and quite frankly had me smiling at the rebelliousness. Though I'd split the last line after 'stiff' cause for me the long line was quite jarring. But again, more good writes from your friends :P

[Enigma]

Thank you~! He said he really appreciates your feedback!

[anna]

Who wrote this? Also, this is really well written, it has a jumbled up thoughtless confusion to it but it also flows, kind of like a river. I feel like this is the perfect style for this kind of poem.

"Of every sin in your pulpless
Popeless hopeless book of lies
Because I’m morally obligated to petition the gays rights
More crooked than a Westborro Baptist church strike"

[Enigma]

Someone you don't know. But it's meant to be spoken not an actual poem. Thank you for your feedback though. He appreciates it :)

[anna]

I know it's meant to be spoken, that's why I said it's the perfect style. Haha. :)