Found poem generated by Microsoft Data Collection from an assortment of my own words

A found poem, written by AI in a startlingly DaDa-esque fashion. A notification popped up from Microsoft Office requesting that I submit the phrases for data analysis to help improve Word.

Found poem generated by Microsoft Data Collection from an assortment of my own words

 

Will your lack of ambition become tedious,

Could this ever be anything but horribly overbearing.

diffident indifference with rain

Cuchulainn

indentions

I open the book and breath deep in that worn book smell,

intolerence

when prompted at the boarder.

way they move in self affirming

even appear to all intensive purposes

How do I start it when there is no clear resolution in sight

Hamid Khan was a tall, lithe and awkwardly handsome boy, school captain of everything…

After a rather difficult, muted time at day school in Cambridge…

although I will admit he exploited those seagulls

and everyone got a share

A word meaning to be so foolish, absurd or unreasonable as to…

Way of controlling mental health disorders. Father had always encouraged sport…

Remember who’s habitat you destroyed to create yours.

Che 

Reviews

[ANTO]

Hah - love 'Cuchulainn' and 'Che' - if Cuchulainn had appeared at the start then two icons would have become two poetry bookends.

"Hamid Khan was a tall, lithe and awkwardly handsome boy, school captain of everything…
After a rather difficult, muted time at day school in Cambridge…
although I will admit he exploited those seagulls
and everyone got a share" - damn ! The poor gulls - lol


"Father had always encouraged sport…
Remember who’s habitat you destroyed to create yours." - thats bloody amazing, that couplet.

Well done mate - does Microsoft want royalties? :D

[William Arthur]

lol, i gave them my data god knows why, thats royalties enough! it would haave formed nice bookheads if the poem had started and ended with those but I was pretty passive with it, i didn't make any attempt to rearrange it from the way it popped up in the message... maybe theres scope to doctor it into another poem which involves more of my own agency. i just loved the conceit of a poem generated purely by artificial intelligence...

[ANTO]

Oh man - one day they'll do it (write poetry) and do it flawlessly I feel. Thats pretty scary. Hell maybe they already are ... hold on a sec my power cables just came out - there thats better...ahhh

[William Arthur]

they are already working on this for various reasons..(mostly hacking/spam)... but check out the computing section of this wiki article...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_salad

[ANTO]

Word Salad - class - Im on it - lol
Already laughing at this statement " Word Salad - It has thus become used as a way of criticizing very incoherent or irrational statements by rival political leaders." - brilliant - lmao.