Late one night on Christmas Eve

A little early Christmas humor.

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I stood out all night in the snow

Half frozen, above and below

Just hoping to hear

The sound of reindeer

When suddenly I had to go

My fingers were numb from the chill

They fumbled my zipper, but still

It moved down a bit

Enough just to fit

No matter, it had to fulfill

I made sure no one was around

A secluded spot I had found

I pulled it out slow

Then started the flow

But nothing appeared on the ground

It just didn’t go as was planned

What then did I hold in my hand

Embarrassment swelled

My shirt tail I held

And sadly I now understand

Then sleigh bells about me did ring

A fat jolly elf they would bring

And to my regret

My pants were all wet

It was an embarrassing thing

When sure enough they did advance

Eight reindeer before me did prance

They looked down to see

Then chuckled in glee

Look, that guy just peed in his pants

Reviews

[Neville]

This is quite delightful will .. made me chuckle no end .. Neville

[willweb]

Happy you enjoyed this Neville

[Betty Hermelee]

Very funny and realistic happening to many.... when you have to go, you have to go! Too bad the reindeer saw it, but it's a good laugh anyway....have a wonderful holiday!!!
warmly, B

[willweb]

Those reindeer don't miss a thing. : ) Thank you for reading and commenting Betty

[Soren]

Will this brought a bit of Christmas joy to an old man. Thanks for the cheer this time of year. Your rhyms always have such a nice flow and in this case a golden one indeed. Happy holidays to you.

[willweb]

Thanks my friend. Happy you enjoyed this. Happy Holidays

[Pete]

this is gold or should i say a golden flow. sounds like "depends" going in your stocking ... :)

[willweb]

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. : ) Thanks Pete

[MomzillaNC]

The humiliation by the reindeer is a great touch. Hopefully, Santa magicked away the embarrassing wet. And, didn't leave him bare-assed in the snow! LOL

[willweb]

I'm sure he did. He's such a nice guy. : ) Thanks so much

[MomzillaNC]

Hope your holidays are joyful. Merry Christmas and happy new year

[nadia dmitri]

This is very endearing and employs some great sensory imagery :)

[willweb]

Thank you so much

[June bug]

I loved your last stanza, This is so cute and creative. gave me a laugh.

[willweb]

Glad you got a chuckle out of this one.