Jesus And His Autograph

A Poem by ACOUSTICSHOE

You have reached
the number
you have dialed.
If you want
to mate outside your species
press one.
If you want
to make a down payment
on an elected official,
press two.
If you want
an autographed picture of Jesus
press three...

© 2008 ACOUSTICSHOE

Author's Note

Yes, I DO realize I am not as funny as I think I am...

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Dalaina Renee

Cute poem.

Posted 15 Years Ago

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Added on November 24, 2008

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ACOUSTICSHOE

WALES, United Kingdom

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I have been a writer all of my life and probably in other lives as well. I'm not sure how it began, I honestly think I was born this way as I think every writer is. Just born that way. You cannot lear.. more..

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