On climbing Jack's beanstalk, she knew!

On climbing Jack's beanstalk, she knew!

A Poem by andrew mitchell

Viagra
Instructions take two
Oh! Lets take the whole packet!
Arise Sir Viagra, gallant knight!
We shall jostle fair maidens tonight.
Hardened knight we are!
Okay! Take a rest!
Please! Calm Down! 

Down boy!
Down!
Down I tell you!
Down!
How long....
must I wait?

Is everything in the bathroom all-right Dear?
Yes Honey! Everything is under control!
Are you sure Dear?
Slight mishap with the exhaust ceiling fan that's all,
.... something is stuck! 
Don't come in! Problem with the door too!

Will you get DOWN! 

Nine hours later...... get down!

"Emergency services!" 
"How can we help you Madam!"
"Well!...... It's my husband you see......

© 2015 andrew mitchell


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I roared at this one, Andrew... and so you know, I have coffee, but when I read the title in the RR box, well, I put it down... you take a common joke regarding Viagra, and turn it into a witty and funny poem... but, you are a creative genius so I wasn't shocked :) Well-done Sir Viagra!!!!! haha

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Thank you Sir Nights of Satin and a musketeer at that!!:)
Too funny!
I always laugh at the commercial, but this was even better:)
Advice=sleep on your back and be very careful not to roll over, lol!
You think getting down is tough, imagine getting it up after it's broke:(
Thanks for sharing and b-blessed

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

lol I don't need it just yet Jamestown, but thanks for the advice lol

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