"Come as you are!" she said.

"Come as you are!" she said.

When I opened her letter,

the invite read.

" Come as you are!"

I knew then

I was in trouble.

But....

         it was my birthday after all.

On arriving,

I was so "Au Naturale."

She opened the door

fell over, fainted.

Even, in my birthday suit wearing shoes

I felt overdressed.

Maybe, I should have had a haircut too.

Anyway..

             with a towel

now wrapped around me

leaning over her cushioned head,

she came too, eventually.

Until she saw my dangly bits.

Why do people peep?

I was so excited too!

It was my birthday. 

Author's Note

birthday suit means the body naked that you were born in! ie Nudie! Rudie!

Reviews

[terry smith]

i loved my birthday suit...maybe a little too much...then i lost the belly-button...sad day...nice healthy write my far away friend !!

[Cassie]

I can already start seeing you in my mind with shoes on, birthday suit without a haircut..this poem is very naughty andrew

[andrew mitchell]

haha its just some fun! I'll put some clothes on then! hee hee!;)

[Kelly Scheppers]

...it was so nice of you to leave your shoes on! Willard's review iced this for me! ; )

[andrew mitchell]

thank you kelly

[Willard Wells]

Are we that much out of sink that you have to explain "Birthday Suit". I hope not. Another light fun piece from the boy in the birthday suit. Well done my friend.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Willard, I've mentioned birthday suit before in my writes and some lass wanted to know what's a birthday suit!! lol Thank you again my friend

[Willard Wells]

Goes to show, yes we are old men. hahaha.

[andrew mitchell]

yes we are hahaha

[Coyote Poetry]

I been to nude beaches. Hard to have a good conversation with a nude person. I enjoyed this tale. When we have nothing to hide. A good day my friend. Thank you for sharing the excellent and fun poetry.
Coyote

[andrew mitchell]

In my youth there was no way I could have a conversation with a woman at a nude beach without my thoughts causing external bodily changes lol. thanks John

[Coyote Poetry]

Can be done. Just stand in the cold ocean water. Keep you safe and you are welcome.

[Blackheart]

Hahaha. This was damn humorous. A really enjoyable read. :D

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Blackheart

[AaronFreitas]

Absolute classic :) I love your humor my friend... no matter how down I am or how bad my dad has been you bring a smile with your words :)

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thank you My Poet Friend. Happy New Year Buddy!

[jesserose99]

and why shouldn't you be excited, like you said, it was your birthday. us ladies can't get caught out so easily in our 'excitement', though clearly fainting gives us away every time. a joyful experience reading your work Andrew!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Jesserose as I do enjoy your sweet writes

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahahaha! just can't help ourselves eh!? ....that shy blushed peep being almost socially acceptable ... we just can't help ourselves :) fun and light hearted poem ... enjoyable read ... "dangly bits" indeed!
E.

[andrew mitchell]

Just a fun write E thank you for your words

[V]

I hope this one is ironic :O ;) Somehow fun to read.

[andrew mitchell]

lol just a fun story lol Thank you mimi