What are you thinking?

What are you thinking?

They said I had lateral thinking;

solving problems in an indirect,

creative approach.

You're driving down the road

on a wild stormy night in your car.

when you pass by a bus stop,

you see three people standing.

An old man who looks to be dying

Your best buddy who once saved your life

The perfect lover, you have been dreaming 

all your life.

Knowing there can only be

one passenger in your car,

Whom would you choose?

The old man of course!

After helping the dying man

into your car, you can give

your best buddy the keys,

allowing the wait......

with your perfect lover for the bus.

Maybe, I have longitudinal thinking

I would  of thought

this could not be true;

repeating the same thoughts

of the same items

over a long period.

Finally, it occurred to me,

I decided........settled

for "off the grid" thinking.

It's way out there!

Reviews

[katja]

off the grid, off the charts... tough one to call
ltm
a very clever write, gave me a bit of a chuckle
much enjoyed
~ katja

[Gee]

Hmmmm,there's a question.I've often wondered how it is that women can bleed for half of their lives and survive,what it would be like to have a great Danes spine( therefore saving the wife a job,)why on earth Donald Trump has candy floss for hair and a polyethylene bag for skin,how a fella could ever fancy another fella(so understandable with women,I think I'm a lesbian in waiting)whether respect should be earned,given,bestowed,why God chose not to give us men breasts(imagine that,the streets would be empty!!!!)what use mine when a baby has popped out of hers,how a flask knows what is hot and cold.....I mean the list is endless mate,endless.
Great write my friend

[andrew mitchell]

hahahahahaha Thanks Gee LMAO Love your off the top replies!

[Gee]

Oh it's my pleasure m'dear,no point in the whole site being sensible,need a few fools eh.

[andrew mitchell]

We make a good team Gee lol lol Thanks Matey for dropping by!

[Bo Lanier]

i like it! nicely written.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Bo for your words and for dropping by :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

yes, the perfect solution......
j.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks J. I didn't know there was longitudinal thinking until I looked it up! i thought I invented something new! just a wacky write

[V]

Good way of thinking. Really creative ;) Nice problem solving theories/way of thinking.

[andrew mitchell]

A wacky write on thinking, thank you Vanessa