The Kingdom of Strings.

In the land of Strings.

How are we all?

Just stringing along my Lord.

Oh! Very good show!

What's on the agenda today?

The Scissors Inquisition has arrived my Lord.
To deal with a rogue string.

How long is this string?
Long enough my Lord!

Well, cut short this string Mr Scissors.

Yes my Lord.

The King of String has declared
that your life as string will be cut short.
Long live your end!
Carry out the sentence Mr Scissors.

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!

Sorry my Lord
I got carried away.

You should have been a hairdresser!

Yes, my Lord.

Reviews

[emmajoygreen]

So cleverly contrived, sir andrew mitchell! You decked the whole with wit as well as fine, yes -story-telling . but with smooth, near meter as meter can be!

Seen old Goon Show repeats on TV and somehow this reminds me of their crazy clever humour!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you em. I love the Goon humour and how they tried to keep a straight face.

[emmajoygreen]

Then, without knowing that, complimented you - oh, clevah me!!!

[Stella Armour]

😂🤣✂✂ ......
Loved it ....

[andrew mitchell]

Hahahaha thank you Stella for the smile too.