Royals-Lorde parody Ruler-Lorde Voldemort

A parody of Voldemort in the fifth book, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

"Ruler"

[Verse 1]
I've never seen a deathly hallow in the flesh
I cut my foot on dead Cedric 'cuz it's funny
And I'm not proud of my defeat
By a 1-year old boy who was a half-blood

Then everybody's like 'Oh, he survived, he must be the Chosen One'

'But let's throw him in an abusive home'

'We don't care, the Dark Lord is gone either way.'

But then I come in like 'Oh, I'm so bad, I will never demise' 

'No one knows about my secret horcrux'
'Did you really think, I could ever be defeated at all'

And I'll never be ruler (ruler).

It don't run in my wand,

That kind of stick just ain't for me.

I crave a different one a lot.

Let me be your ruler (ruler),

You can call me Dark Lord

And maybe I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.

Once I get the Elder Wand.

[Verse 2]

My friends and I-we've killed the the man.

The one that Potter loves the most: Sirius.

And everyone who knows us knows that we'd do it again,

We weren't under Imperio.

Then Harry Potter's like 'Oh I'm so mad I am gonna kill you.'

'Sirius was the greatest man that I knew'

I don't care, and neither does his cousin, Bellatrix. 

But then the fireplace flares up and standing there

in his blue robes is the only man I've ever feared,

Dumbledore, it's time I kill him anyway.

And I make a giant fire snake (fire snake)

But he deflects it

Of course, he's the yin to my yang,

he created a giant water ball.

I shoot glass at him (glass at him),

But he turns it into sand

And then the minister enters the room

Whoops, guess it's time to leave this place.

Ooh ooh oh

I'm bigger than I ever dreamed,

And I'm in love with being king.

Ooh ooh oh

My return is giant news

And it's time to make my next move.

And I'll never be ruler (ruler).

It don't run in my wand,

That kind of stick just ain't for me.

I crave a different one a lot.

Let me be your ruler (ruler),

You can call me Dark Lord

And maybe I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.

Once I get the Elder Wand.

Reviews

[Adam]

Lol, I got the idea from the pic I used for this song. Click on it for a closer look.