Cat's are great pets

Humor

 

 

Cat's are great pets

 

When kittens they are, so cuddly and cute
They will pee just any where, and won't give a hoot

When trained, will go in a litter box they say
Then with your curtains and phone cord, they will play

 

Yes they will chew on your phone cord, and even your curtains
Of this fact and many others, I'm Very certain

 

A female cat, you must have fixed right away
Or every tom cat in town, will be at your house to play

Yes take over your house, as they scamper and play
You will pick up after these fur balls, - like children each day

 

You will never have mice, or rodents of any kind
If you can keep the cats, from driving you out of your mind

Then you wake up in your bed one day, - and the cats eating a frog
Me personally, - I think its time to get a dog !!

 

By
Ray Hamilton
Not a poet and I know it !

© Copyright 2 / 2008
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Author's Note

Why would someone give a name to an animal,
that won't come when you call it?

Reviews

[Fran Marie]

Oh this is too cute for words~ just call them cool cats~THanks for sharing~Fran

[Janice Ann]

Too fun! Fantastic!

Loved it!
Janice

[Poetic Injustice]

LOL - just as fun as the dog one. My sentiments.

[emz]

Hehe, I used to have 2 cats when i lived in a house with a small back yard ( too small for a dog), and i must say i loved them they were such fun, unfortunately they were both killed on the road.... we got a dog when we moved to a house with a large garden and must admit dogs are way more loyal lol

Another smile from me :-)

[Samuel Dickens]

I'm more of a dog person, too, Ray. My oldest sister likes cats better than people. Sam

[Samuel Dickens]

Yeah, I'm with you on this one. I'm nice to cats, but prefer dogs. Even then, I prefer them outside. Another thing---if you scold a cat, they'll remember it and try to get even. Dogs will usually forgive and forget. A nice poem from a guy who's not a poet. Sam