Pimp Hamster Ride

A Kia Hamster Poem

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pimp Hamster Ride

Crusing down the Boulevard

Looking hot, like a

Pimp Hamster Star

In my Gangsta

Kia car

    

You can give me this    

You can give me that

Just kick off

 That bowed-up pussycat!

 

 

Gotta  jet

All over this busy city

Looking cool and being hip

Rocking out with my

Pretty ditty

 

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

It’s my turn behind the wheel

Spinning lots of fat donuts 

And speeding around 

All on my own terms

 

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

 Hey, all you matted and doped-up 

Alley kitties watch and learn

How to make these

Tires squeal and burn

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

Just don’t call me a

Junked-up rat!

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

 Enjoy your fly hamster ride

In my fast Kia,

Cause that’s the

Only way I’ll see ya!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

I'm a nerd. I just love the Kia Hamsters commercial. They are so fun and cool hamsters. I had to write a poem about them. Let me know what you think. I know I'm silly! Here's the commercial that inspired me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfJnqbudMzs

Reviews

[Short.Nerd]

Love it! Amazing job! :D

[D.J. Lutz]

I like it. I think the reason this resonates with me is that you clearly get inspiration from everyday life and have a positive, whimsical outlook and it comes through in your poetry.

[Poetic Beauty]

This poem had me cracking up. The flow is very smooth. thanks for the laugh and smile.

[ashley]

oh, my.... you have the most random ideas for poems, i swear :P this one is really cute, tho. good job!

[Tina Kline]

It's fantastic! I love the Kia Hamsters commercial too. You did a wonderful job, its fun and I don't think silly at all.

[Robin]

lol , have mercy on us

[KAREN]

Hahahaha! Very good humorous read!

[Morgan]

i love that commercial too

[KATHY SUE SILLS]

HA-Ha! LOVED IT!

[Linear]

"You aint no Hamster" said the kitty " you're just a mouse without no tail"

Funny rocking poem