Pimp Hamster Ride

Pimp Hamster Ride

A Poem by Marie Harrison
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A Kia Hamster Poem

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Pimp Hamster Ride

Crusing down the Boulevard

Looking hot, like a

Pimp Hamster Star

In my Gangsta

Kia car

    

You can give me this    

You can give me that

Just kick off

 That bowed-up pussycat!

 

 

Gotta  jet

All over this busy city

Looking cool and being hip

Rocking out with my

Pretty ditty

 

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

It’s my turn behind the wheel

Spinning lots of fat donuts 

And speeding around 

All on my own terms

 

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

 Hey, all you matted and doped-up 

Alley kitties watch and learn

How to make these

Tires squeal and burn

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

Just don’t call me a

Junked-up rat!

 

You can give me this

You can give me that

 Enjoy your fly hamster ride

In my fast Kia,

Cause that’s the

Only way I’ll see ya!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© 2011 Marie Harrison


Author's Note

Marie Harrison
I'm a nerd. I just love the Kia Hamsters commercial. They are so fun and cool hamsters. I had to write a poem about them. Let me know what you think. I know I'm silly! Here's the commercial that inspired me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfJnqbudMzs

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Lmao!! Great write!!

Posted 13 Years Ago


My song is a different than the one in the commercial. I wanted to be original.

Posted 13 Years Ago


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this is brilliant!!!! the picture is hilarious - i've not seen this advert? so funny!! you've implemented humour so well - it reminds me of "like a G6" but hamster version haha

Posted 13 Years Ago


Congratulations Marie. You have just prooved yourself as sad as me! lol. Nice write

Posted 13 Years Ago


What a good poem. Best one you wrote, keep up.

Posted 13 Years Ago


this. is. the best. poem. EVAR

Posted 13 Years Ago


I haven't see the commercial but I could see the fun of this

Posted 13 Years Ago


LOL! this made me laugh girl!!! Witty and clever.

Posted 13 Years Ago



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Added on December 24, 2010
Last Updated on January 6, 2011
Tags: Kia Cars, Hamsters Driving and Speeding, Donuts, Showing Off, Fat Alley Cats, Fun

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Marie Harrison
Marie Harrison

Atlanta, GA



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