New Puppy...

She told her friends I'm a rescue, I'm not sure that it's true
I still haven't quite decided just who rescued who
But I'm no longer in a cage, so I guess that I'm just braggin
I know l'm one lucky puppy, just watch my tail a waggin'

She brought me home, pretty nice place I said
I peed on the carpet, then I found my bed
My life as a puppy seems pretty great
What time is breakfast, I hope I'm not late

My owner loves me, I know that it's true
She keeps giving me all kinds of toys to chew
I can run fast with her slipper, full speed
She's pretty quick but I'm still in the lead

Can't lay around there's too much to do
I know in the closet there's a shoe I can chew
I barked at the children coming home from school
They all had to pet me, I guess I'm just cool

I'm new on the block, off to meet some new friends
There's no hugs or handshakes, we sniff our rear ends
An unusual custom, yeah, I guess that it's true
But we're four legged critters, that's just what we do

Tomorrow I'll start all over again
Pee on the carpet so I know where I've been
My life as a puppy it seems pretty sweet
Fill up my bowl, it's time to eat