Hitchhiking On A UFO

I have the worst case of writers block!!

"Hitchhiking On A UFO"

I hitched a ride on a UFO

Headed down to Mexico

For some enchiladas, margaritas

funnel cakes and Señoritas.

Drinking and having a good time

My new buddies and I

Got arrested by the Federales

And charged with Harboring an Alien

In the little town of Mexicali.

Thrown in the drunk tank

Full of testosterone and putrid stank

Everyone is giving me the eye

Not the three Aliens from outer space

Sitting wildly by my side.

The littlest one of them

Jumped up with a s**t eating grin

Pulled out a plasma laser

And laid waste to the walls

Like he was Dirty Harry.

We ran like our feet were hot

Stole the UFO from the impound lot

Made a pack as friends

Never to return to this place again.

They dropped me off at the crack of dawn

Half-naked on my front lawn

With a pounding in my head

I downed an Irish Red...

Goodnight!

Lesson:

Never hitch a ride on a UFO

Headed down to Mexico.

 

 

 

Reviews

[Carlton Rolle]

ha ha ha. I love it! Thanks. It further inspires me to think and work more of the outer realms of our world! Party on dude. Party on. I definitely want to follow!!!

[Chris Micha]

HA, Carlton, I really appreciate it, sir! Part II should be done soon :)

[maria ( rose)]

hhaa Great title..great imagination throughout ...
I hitched a ride on a UFO

Headed down to Mexico

For some enchiladas, margaritas

funnel cakes and Señoritas.

I am definitely coming with you, 2 thumbs are better than one..lol this is good Christian..I like this a lot.
-maria rose thanks for the share my friend:)

[Chris Micha]

Lol thank you! Yes, you should come sometime :)

[Jen Yarrington]

Ha! Either this is a tequila-inspired poem or you have a great imagination! That was a fun read!

[Chris Micha]

Tequila is not my friend lol! Just good ole imagination ;)

[Woody]

very funny and a great idea. That's the ticket, Christian. a bit of humour now and then is just what doctor ordered.

[Chris Micha]

Thank you so very much! :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! I really enjoyed this poem. Nice to see something different on the wc.

[Chris Micha]

Lol well I am really glad you enjoyed it, sir!!

[redflutterby]

Lmao....I loved this. Its funny and very creative. You may have writers block but you still wrote a great piece here. ;-)

[Chris Micha]

Lol well thank you! I really need a muse, but I needed to get something out. I'm glad you liked it!! :)

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha. This was unique and different from all your other wonderful writes. It had some good country music quality to it . Or a fun story if you like. I enjoyed the humor and sarcasm...Excellent...:)...............

[Chris Micha]

Ha you're too kind! I can imagine this as a country song...oh lawd lol! Thank you, Sami. :)

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha. You are welcome...:)...................