How to series: Survive in a new workplace filled with magnificent beings

How to series: Survive in a new workplace filled with magnificent beings

A Story by Spoink1337
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A guy finally gets his job application accepted and now he must start in the coming week but first he must fulfill all the requirements needed.

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Staring at the screen
A message is displayed with an unfamiliar number. 
I opened it.
The message said the following:

Congratulations! You have matched all the qualifications needed for the position!
Please try to obtain the following as soon as possible:
1. 5 ml of blood
2. Birth certificate
3. Valid Id
4. School Record
5. Medical certificate
Please take a clear picture of them and send them via email at [email protected]
We'll then send you someone to confirm that we have received your pre-employment requirements!
Have a nice day!

It contained the basic needs as a requirement for the job, except the first item.
"5 ml of blood?" I mumbled
What do they need it for? Should I get a syringe and take some of my blood but from what I heard it's dangerous to an untrained eye to use a syringe maybe I should request it in a medical clinic?

"Actually why Am I even thinking of this?" 

Everything seems odd, should I even entertain this?
But most of all it said 'We'll send someone'.

Does it mean that they'll send someone directly at my house? 
Rubbing my forehead, I looked at the message one more time.
"Yup, I should Ignore this mail."
I deleted the mail.

© 2019 Spoink1337


Author's Note

Spoink1337
Correct any grammar problems, I'm really bad at english

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Added on March 20, 2019
Last Updated on March 20, 2019
Tags: Nonsense, How-to-series, Satire, Business, Family friendly, First person

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Spoink1337
Spoink1337

None, None, Philippines



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A Pessimistic guy who will try to write his experience as a newbie in a company, who's focus is to call people and annoy the hell out of them also known as call centers, a journey is about to begin. .. more..

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