In The Fantasy World News

 

Topping our stories tonight…

 

A new report shows evidence proving

Bambi shot his own mother.

Upon hearing this news

Shock caused the rabbit

To fall down Alice's Hole.

Attempts to rescue him failed

Due to the Mad Hatter's lack of imagination.

 

This just in…

 

Lacking sales of poisoned apples

Has caused Snow white

To lay off six of the seven dwarfs.

Getting wind of this information

The three bears dumped their porridge

Down the drain while Goldilocks

Used their beds to raise money.

 

Breaking news…

 

Robin has left Batman

To shack up with Superman.

An enraged Alfred got revenge

By making Lois Lane

His bondage slave in the Batcave.

The Joker and the Penguin

Have no comment at this time.

 

Till next time remember

If you think this is twisted

Read a children’s fairy tale or comic

Through adult eyes. 

Reviews

[Poetic Beauty]

I seriously love this. I use to read comics and still watch cartoons like Batman with my son. Stories written for children are definitely on the surreal side. You think the ones you have posted here are something...read the true Grims fairytale. They are bloody and gruesome. In little red riding hood the wolf gets cut open and his belly filled with rocks after he ate grandma. I love stories like Alice in Wonderland and the odd ones that transport you into a different world. You have taken these pieces twisted them around and to me it reflects the changes in the world around us. Not always a pretty scene is it my friend?

[NoneOfYourBusiness akaK..]

BWAHHAHAHAHHA!!~ oh you clever Cowboy~ you lassoed this unfairy tale girl right into this cinematic romp of real reels disembowleing Disney beautifully!!!~ LMAO!!!

[Bare trees]

Very funny, but there's a side to it that is so true. If people who made TV shows in the fifties generation with their innocent scenarios could look ahead to today's daily onslaught of negative and disdainful broadcasts they'd be in shock. Always a good read from you Dale.

[Daytonight]

Lol! Great work! Loved it!

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LMAO...needed this ...brilliant..

[*~*Butterfly Kisses*~*]

I remember there being something a while back about sex induendos being seen within Disney films. This comes to my mind for some reason. This was interesting and twisting and I enjoyed it very much. Nicely done!

~anna rose

[Dayran]

To see things with the heart is an experience that never stops growing. Its hard to say if something is right or wrong, everything is just so. But more than that, the heart teaches a perspective on that which is true, which only the beholder knows. An interesting write!

[Gheeneil]

There's more to children's story. A twisted truth is hidden behind every word. Deep insight there, Dale.

[Coyote Poetry]

In comic stories are myths. Real life is real and more scary. I like how you twist the comics in this poem. I wonder how kids are thinking? They murder and torture a man in the street in Libya on the Media. Sometime I wonder where the common sense of this world is going. They show mad men killing mad men and show the world. I rather get lost in a comic book then to turn on the news. A very good poem. Open the door to questions and thoughts,
Coyote

[EMMIE]

HA HA HA THIS IS SO HILARIOUS! I LOVED IT FROM TOP TO BOTTOM. THIS IS REALLY A LOOK AT SOME CLASSIC CARTOONS THROUGH ADULT EYES. THIS IS THE REAL WORLD LOL. SO FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING. I WOULD'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.