You know what

From far and wide

But along all these waves I have surfed

Among all this internet

Or by bus or by train

Never by never

I promise you straight faced

 From the mountains to the plains

I will tell you this without fingers crossed

From the lakes to the barren fields

I promise again

I have never seen such stupidity

Far and wide

As I saw

in the damn duration of this contest

 

I'll tell you I have seen stupidity

In the 90 years I have lived

But literally a 10 year long contest for poems

I mean, come on

Is by far the stupid-est thing that I've ever saw.

Author's Note

Its outright ridiculous.
Not my poem... the choice you made for the duration of your contest.