Chickens

I chased the chickens up the street
With a taser and barbecue sauce
That goddamn rooster woke me up
I'll show him who's boss
I cornered them behind Popeyes
The beaks and feathers flew
Barbecue sauce was everywhere
That's when the people knew
That crazy mother f****r
We knew he'd snap one day
He could have gone down easy
and went to chik filet
The carnage was so excessive
That's how it all went down
Image what would have happened
If cattle had come to town

Author's Note

Just messin around as usual

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

I prefer Church's ;-) Cute stuff here, Baby...I always knew one day you'd snap.

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Thank you kimmer

[quinfinn]

eat mor chiken! i really enjoyed this one! this had to have been fun to write!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you. I do really like this one.

[quinfinn]

me too!

[DIVYA]

Good fun read!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Annabelle Lee]

nom nom

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha!

[Corset]

lol, the image of feathers flying was so strong I couldn't stop giggling.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[That_Girl]

Poor chicken lol great flow, funny rhymes... nice!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[DrD]

Hey, a really, really fun read and beyond that, the rhyming is excellent.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks doc

[Marie]

THere'd have been a real barbecue would't there

[Baby Ricochet]

Oh yeah

[Frieda P]

LMAO! Bawk...love this one. Did you know there are actually more chickens than people in this world. Douse em with barbecue sauce, they'll always be a few billion more. Good one Baby. :D

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you