Sex Cramp

Sometimes I get a cramp in my right hamstring at the most inopportune moment.

I was having some sex
When I got a cramp
Deep in my hamstring
Great going champ

An evil sharp pain
Ripped up my thigh
grimacing agony 
I tried to be sly

I thought I covered
a difficult start
But she knew better
Girls are smart

She said not a word
Until I was pleased
Then she asked me
Why my leg seized

Another big cramp
from injuries past
Down at the gym
showing my a*s

Popping a dead lift
at four ninety five
Tore up my hamstring
At least I survived

Out for six weeks
I turned into jello
Steroids wore off
I started to mellow
 
When I came back
I worked really hard
Pounding it heavy
Like a f*****g retard

I was crazy religious
and got it all back
but it reminds me
with cramping attacks

Lay off the dead lifts
and enjoy having sex
So my leg doesn't freeze
When she's biting my pecs

Reviews

[Simphonia Hale]

straightforward. Flexible writer indeed. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Simphonia

[Simphonia Hale]

you're welcome! :)

[astronaut]

I enjoy this.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you.

[lee von cleef]

there is a poet in El Paso has books and spiral note books galore,cinco puntos publishes White Panties, Bobby Byrd authentic real put him on your read list. Now to help cure your problem, suck down a few mustard packets.

[Baby Ricochet]

Groovey

[Robbie~xoxo~]

I find myself giggling!...what the what??
You are such a treat to read... I shouldn't be surprised! Loved this!..
You can truly write about anything in life can't you? How about cooking or going to a Barbeque?...yep, I think this one tops the Hilarious meter, Baby! Write on!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Robbie

[Eloha]

I do believe you are actually becoming talented.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Elola

[Inda]

This is fantastic! I love how raw this is and yet not one line out of place or forced in any way. And as always very funny and entertaining. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Inda

[Carolann Dowsett]

Girls really are smart no doubt about that :) Nicely written.

[DIVYA]

Funny and nicely written. Take care.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Divya

[gcp]

Yah - an awkward time to get a twitch ;)

[Baby Ricochet]

Yes it is. Thanks for stopping by gcp

[Pax]

lol... another entertaining write my friend... great!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Mr pax