Men are pigs (It's evolution baby)

I know where all the free porn is
I'd watch it to no end
Therein lies one small detail
I live with my girlfriend

Can't watch porn when she's around
She's gonna wonder why
"Why do you always watch that crap?"
"Are you some creepy guy?"

She get's mean when my eye wanders
No way I'm foolin' 'round
 Jealous like a crazy Goddess
I swear she'd run me down

It's hard for her to understand
We men que visual
It's got f**k all to do with her
It's just conditional

We're just a pack of savages
Designed to spread around
our DNA to anything
we pick up in our town

It doesn't matter gay or straight
The male brain works the same
We'll slip the bone to anything
and it drives the girls insane

They want to nail us to their cross
Our dick says that's all wrong
We let them nail us anyway
So we can get along

You know a sweetheart girlfriend
is one tough chick to find
There's lots of s***s and crazy drunks
The dating roulette kind

And so we make a compromise
of fact and fantasy
Stay with one who puts up with us
and keep our sanity

Reviews

[Joyce S. Greene]

Loved the graphic and your poem put a big smile on my face, BR.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Joyce

[icelandicblue]

There is always a compromise when you find someone special. Men are totally visual beings- hardwired differently so kudos to you only watching when she's not home. I laughed at this one- thanks.

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure. Thank you Blue

[Eddie Phillips]

So true! This is profound with a level of humor only you can pull off.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you eddie

[Tate Morgan]

Oh this had me chuckling You are right she might run you down

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Tate

[Gaurav Walia]

Sir this is one hilarious piece.. Amazing rhyme :D

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Gaurav

[rhythm&blues]

Not sure what to say to this one, true and funny....

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Annabelle Lee]

Haha I learn so much when I read Ricochet

[Baby Ricochet]

Oh no!

[Shivam Murari]

This one made me laugh like anything! The title itself is so hilarious!! :D

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Shivam

[Shivam Murari]

:)

[Torilina]

woah that as hilarious really

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Torilina

[KAOlmsted]

xD Holy cats, dude...just...holy cats...

[Baby Ricochet]

HA!

[KAOlmsted]

I'm still giggling...