Men are pigs (It's evolution baby)

I know where all the free porn is
I'd watch it to no end
Therein lies one small detail
I live with my girlfriend

Can't watch porn when she's around
She's gonna wonder why
"Why do you always watch that crap?"
"Are you some creepy guy?"

She get's mean when my eye wanders
No way I'm foolin' 'round
 Jealous like a crazy Goddess
I swear she'd run me down

It's hard for her to understand
We men que visual
It's got f**k all to do with her
It's just conditional

We're just a pack of savages
Designed to spread around
our DNA to anything
we pick up in our town

It doesn't matter gay or straight
The male brain works the same
We'll slip the bone to anything
and it drives the girls insane

They want to nail us to their cross
Our dick says that's all wrong
We let them nail us anyway
So we can get along

You know a sweetheart girlfriend
is one tough chick to find
There's lots of s***s and crazy drunks
The dating roulette kind

And so we make a compromise
of fact and fantasy
Stay with one who puts up with us
and keep our sanity

Reviews

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Ah - MEN - don't ya just love them!

[Baby Ricochet]

Actually, yes.

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Indeed!

[Mark]

Heh, so true so true.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Mark.

[Morgan Storms]

I couldn't agree with you more! :) We women do put up with the ones we love and as you wrote, men know it! Although, I really don't see why women hate pornography.( mean I understand why, but I never thought it was the worst thing) I only say that because I think they would be much more upset if the man was cheating. I guess it has never bothered me. I had a friend who broke up with her boyfriend because he hid hustler in the tank of his toilet. She found it when the toilet wouldn't flush right! That was hilarious! She eventually got over it! I got a good laugh too! I like your poem.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Morgan

[Pollai]

I really like how real you keep it in your writing, this is no exception. Good write, baby. lol

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you pollai

[Brandon S. Whitten]

Excellent read and write. Couldn't have said it better...seriously

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Brandon

[Will]

Scientifically speaking, men are supposed to sleep around, because they have so many sperm cells to be expended. Conversely, women are naturally more selective, as they only produce one egg per month, and have to bear the child after 9 months gestation. So there is actually evolution behind this. As for the poem itself, you've stuck with your classic set up, and it works very well here. Good rhyme as always, and always that sharp Baby Ricochet wit we all know and love. Nicely done

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Will

[s y e]

Ha, us girls aren't all that either (; Nicely done.

~ Noodle.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Noodle

[Steven]

'We let them nail us anyway
So we can get along'

Yes. Yes yes.

[Baby Ricochet]

lol. Thank you Steven

[Pete Langley]

Spoken like a true swordsman who has learned to unsheathe selectively, man. P.

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! Thank you pete

[Rene Velez]

Men...well what can you do? love them, leave them? good thought provoking write.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Rene