Men are pigs (It's evolution baby)

I know where all the free porn is
I'd watch it to no end
Therein lies one small detail
I live with my girlfriend

Can't watch porn when she's around
She's gonna wonder why
"Why do you always watch that crap?"
"Are you some creepy guy?"

She get's mean when my eye wanders
No way I'm foolin' 'round
 Jealous like a crazy Goddess
I swear she'd run me down

It's hard for her to understand
We men que visual
It's got f**k all to do with her
It's just conditional

We're just a pack of savages
Designed to spread around
our DNA to anything
we pick up in our town

It doesn't matter gay or straight
The male brain works the same
We'll slip the bone to anything
and it drives the girls insane

They want to nail us to their cross
Our dick says that's all wrong
We let them nail us anyway
So we can get along

You know a sweetheart girlfriend
is one tough chick to find
There's lots of s***s and crazy drunks
The dating roulette kind

And so we make a compromise
of fact and fantasy
Stay with one who puts up with us
and keep our sanity

Reviews

[Peter H]

i loved this , i really do i love how you you articulated the nature of men will never change i wonder if i'll still like porn as much as i do now when i meet my new paramour again , i still enjoyed this very much -pen on broskie-

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Peter

[Forgotten]

Wow this was awesome, kinda true too though, when we do find the person who will, to quote 'put up with us' we try as hard as we can to hold on to that, haha great job on this :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you forgotten

[quinfinn]

good luck with that whole baggage free concept. it would be easier to find a twenty dollar bill in the synagogue parking lot. this is a fun and wonderful write though, and thoroughly entertaining. well done!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you quinfinn

[Frieda P]

Baggage free? On what planet does this creature exist? Ha, good one Mark!

[Baby Ricochet]

Not this one. That's for sure. Thanks for reading Frieda

[Frieda P]

The only day you don't have baggage is the day you're born, and even then they slap your a*s with original sin...my pleasure Mark.

[Baby Ricochet]

I changed the line to "Stay with one who puts up with us"

[Frieda P]

Ha why??

[Baby Ricochet]

Three reviews, two cracks about one line. So I'm getting reviews on a line in a poem, not the poem. That points to a bad stand out so it needed to be changed.

[Frieda P]

I like the whole read, including that line, i guess it's just hard to believe...as the kimmer would say *laugh* ;-)

[dw817]

Wow, this is some real poetry ! Awesome !

And yes, I NEVER look at my kinky stuff till she heads out. But at the same token I can bring up my Internet History and see what SHE'S been looking at 4am in the morning when I'm still asleep in bed. Toe-tally different worlds ! ^.^

[Baby Ricochet]

It is. Thank you for reading dw