Down at the Zombie Hop

Down at the Zombie Hop

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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I had to do SOMETHING on zombies. They're as American as apple pie and I'm a Goddamn Patriot.

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Cruised on down to the zombie hop
They didn't dance they didn't bop
Crowd all covered in zombie snot
Dead girl action at the zombie hop

Dracula checking ID's undead
Guillotines flying past my head
Ax man chopping up a dead coed
Swinging entrails splattering red

Zombie p***y all over the place
Hanging up game in a dead airspace
Zombie hooker leather and lace
Little miss chainsaw ripped up face

Zombie Arab drools on the ground
Feeling up dead virgins he found
Dead Jew babies crawling around
Chewing dead Nazis like hell hounds

Head on up to the Zombie bar
Shrunken head in an old fruit jar
Zombie smoking a cheap cigar
Rotting singer on a dead Sitar

Zombie party Formaldehyde
Drinking a brain drain homicide
Sucking down Gin and black sulfide
Rot gut whiskey and bleach chloride

Corpses grinding on a dead dance floor
Slow Zombie dance make out Galore
Third Reich f**s and dead Jew w****s
licking each others spores and sores

Zombie Hitler dancing in drag
Out on the floor out on the rag
Zombie stripper in a Nazi flag
Dancing carcass succubus hag

Out on the floor out on the street
Six foot under in lead concrete
Communist Zombies catch a beat
Red army Zombie brains to eat





© 2013 Baby Ricochet


Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
Zombies. uuuuuuuuuugh.

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I have friends who are expecting a Zombie apocalypse any day now. Part of me is so tired of hearing about it I just wish it would happen already. Just get it over with!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

That's for sure.Thanks for stopping by
This poem did a good job of leaving me feeling disgusted and entertained in equal measure. Well done

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

thank you jo
Well take it for BP to ammuse us with Zombies - no one else has maged to do the same, well done!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Thomas
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I drank some gin and black sulfide last night...not smart, as I am allergic to sulfates...I went all anaphylactic...it was a whole thing...but I digress. Tell you what surprised me, while reading this...the majority of zombies who are Nazi w****s. I seriously had no idea. The Kid plays Plants Vs. Zombies all the time (love the music) and I knew they don't much care for lawn mowers, but the whole Nazi w***e thing really threw me for a loop...thanks for the education ;-) And the laugh...

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you for reading Kimmer
KAOlmsted

7 Years Ago

;-) Always my pleasure, Baby...
Would you believe the only thing I'm terrified of...? Zombies, of course, zombies. However, this poem made me get over that fear somewhat so lol nice write.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Rachel
but did they do the monster mash ? - too much fun - nice one.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

thank you john
"Zombie party Formaldehyde
Drinking a brain drain homicide
Sucking down Gin and black sulfide
Rot gut whiskey and bleach chloride"
This poem is hilarious, good and totally reminds me of that war zombie b movie. I forget the name of it.
It's like, if WWII had a zombie party.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

For sure. Thank you Morgan
Send all the zombies to New Mexico. They'll starve.....Once they clean out Los Alamos - there will be no brainzzzz left.
This poem made me chuckle.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Good Idea
Hmmmm sounds more like a Halloween party lol it's still awesome though

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Ankara
Ha! That was really funny. Nice write!! Keep writing!! :D

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Rhea

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