Poet's Perspective

Keepin it real

I'm a redneck with a smartphone
So no I don't bleed ink
Cut myself when i was shaving
Blood poured into the sink

I write because I think it's fun
A fine way to unwind
Before I go to pound the weights
or tap my girl's behind

There is no writer in my soul
All that's just so Cliched
and if you truly feel that way
you need to go get laid

And though hot sex cures everything
From beauty to the beast
There are those who dive for cover
when libido is unleashed

Perhaps erotica is your flair
and you can do this trick
Write your way to orgasm
That would be just sick

Climax allover hot stanzas
With keys greasy and worn
It would bring another meaning
to good old cyber porn

So writing's in your heart and soul
and ink flows through your veins
Learn to keep it in perspective
or else you'll go insane

Reviews

[Cassie]

This is funny my friend and its good advise. Loved it.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Cassie

[quinfinn]

still writing cleverly funny poetry, i see...good to see your work again.

[Baby Ricochet]

Quinfinn!!! You're back! Awesome! It's great to hear from you again

[Jack...]

As always I walk away chuckling and thinking...very cool my friend.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you jack

[Azure Montessa (Blue)]

Hahaha, hilarious and very witty! More laughs, please? :D

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you blue

[Blue Ivory]

I enjoyed this one. Funny and entertaining!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you siren

[Angi]

Man, I need to get me one of those porn writing pens! Writing and orgasms?! Oh, hell to the yes! Angi~

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Thank you Angi

[Pryde Foltz]

So writing's in your heart and soul
and ink flows through your veins
Learn to keep it in perspective
or else you'll go insane

Wise words.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you pryde

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Well, it seems your need to negate and edge of sexual inebriation allows you to fuse both concepts within the piece, you allow yourself to relate but participate in that which you excel at, a most terrifying and cleansing thought, well done!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you thomas

[Ryan]

Not a redneck, but I know where you're coming from. I've never really considered myself an actual writer. It's just a fun little thing to do sometimes. And I don't fully understand all the philosophical whatnot or some of the genres people write (no offense to anyone on here). It's just fun to read and write :) good one BR

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you ryan

[Ryan]

welcome rico

[Rita L. Sev]

I want that last stanza on a t-shirt...

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Rita