Two Vampire Senryus

Vampires

 I Spooked Dracula
With a loaf of garlic bread
Man what a p***y



My own Opinion
Who was the greatest vampire
There is no contest

Author's Note

C'mon. Who doesn't love "The Count?" Jehovah Witness kids weren't allowed to watch Sesame Street because of him. No wonder those dip shits can't count

Reviews

[Quill~]

Very Cute!...you had me laughing my a*s off! thanks BR. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you quill

[Quill~]

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[Rita L. Sev]

LOVE the Count! (the puppeteer that did his voice recently died... so sad!) Also ove Grandpa Munster... ;) These are great senryus, a lot of fun. Thanks for the smiles, Mark!

[Baby Ricochet]

My pleasure Rita

[Marie]

I loved the Count. I can't imagine that children wren't allowed to watch Sesame sStreet because of him. Not only can't they not count, they can't think...

[Baby Ricochet]

Religious Zealots are a special kind of stupid

[TL Boehm]

I am with you on that. The Count is the BOMB DIGGITY

[Baby Ricochet]

The count rules

[Jack...]

I am the count. And do you know why they call me the count? Because I like to count. 1...2...3

Very cool my friend.

[Baby Ricochet]

The count was your buddy when you were five and that never changes

[Emerald Seas]

Count me in ;) cute write!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Sarah

[OTownPete]

Grandpa and The Count...who could hope to argue with that?

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Pete

[Tai Ryens]

No contest at all, The Count wins in all ways.

[Baby Ricochet]

Yes he does. Thank you Tai

[Pryde Foltz]

Lmao.

Challenging me to a duel?
Edward versus the Count
Stakes at sunset.
Okay, five past sunset.
First, I need a cup of Joe
He's hard to catch.

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Thank you pride

[Dye]

What's not to love about the count? Fun and witty Baby!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Dye