Emo boy

I hit on a dude 
looked like a chick
Little emo boy
androgyny trick

He looked so pretty
in black skinny jeans
with his blow job lips
begging for me

I swear he had tits
and a tight little a*s
but I was shitfaced
I should have passed

I staggered on over
hey girl what's up
He looked at me
said holy f**k

A giant drunk redneck
is hitting on me
Should I be flattered
or run for for the trees

At once I realized
he was a dude
didn't know what to say
didn't wanna be rude

I started to laugh
because it was funny
bought him a beer
now he's my buddy

It was my bad
what can I say
when I get fucked up
I wanna get laid

Can't tell the difference
between pretty boys
who look like the girls
I chase and annoy

So for the next time
I don't play the idgit
My girl put me on
A three beer limit

Author's Note

It is true I'm on a three beer limit but not for confusing genders and because today is veterans day the boss gave me an all I can drink pass. I might delete this when I'm sober
because it might not be funny then. We'll see. Thanks

Reviews

[Marie]

My husband was playing at a bar once where there were nothing but women. Finally he said to me "Do you notice anything funny here?" I had.


It didn't matter...he got paid.

Someone put you on a limit? Really?

[Baby Ricochet]

Getting paid is what counts. My girlfriend put me on a three beer limit a while ago. I stick to it for the most part and I only drink about once a week.

[Patricia B. Hepler]

This will be hilarious when you're sober..just sayin'.
pat~

[Baby Ricochet]

The reviewers like it so it stays. Thanks pat

[unsavable_soul]

Oh it was funny alright.
Hopefully no one takes themselves to seriously over it. I found it a funny little read that touches on a sensitive subject. But I am left to wonder what did get you put on a 3 beer limit. Nice one.
Chris

[Baby Ricochet]

It's long, sordid story. Thanks Chris

[icelandicblue]

No, you won't have to delete it it will still be funny. You always have the most interesting perspectives in your writing. Stuff like this happens. My husband always tells a story of going out with friends (a long time ago) and they ended up in an unknown bar and he said, "These ladies are awfully tall," well you know he ended up in a transvestite bar...still he stayed for a drink and it gave him a good story. ; ) It's a fun poem.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you blue

[N!LoC]

hahahaha...... yes that pretty boy must have been really flattered to the 1st degree! i can imagine lol

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you N!LoC

[Inda]

That's some funny s**t! Love it.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you inda

[Rachelle]

Ha! Ha! Permission to share this?

[Baby Ricochet]

sure, why not. Thanks for stopping by sweetbind. I appreciate it