I Want Good S**t

A poem for consumers tired of hype and hucksters

I'm not falling for the come on
You're trying to pass off
Stop blowing sunshine up my a*s
It only makes me cough
You slapped some lipstick on a pig
and tried to make it fit
I don't want your cheap knockoffs
Cause I want good s**t

I didn't fall off a turnip truck
Don't pull some line on me
Your mouth is full of promises
like everything is free
You talk game you can't deliver
you shady little twit
Don't bore me with your sob story
Cause I want good s**t

Dazzle me with presentations
You won't get anywhere
Promise me all stars and rainbows
and I won't bloody care

You're nothing but a charlatan
Selling off snake oil spit
You can't play me for a patsy
Cause I want good s**t

I know you're lying out your a*s
Cause your mouth is moving
You try shifting my opinion
But it's not improving
Pack up your dog and pony show
It's time for you to split
Not falling down your rabbit hole
Cause I want good s**t

Author's Note

We all want good shit, don't we boys and girls? Oh yeah. Gimme the good shit.

Reviews

[Marie]

Baby R., sometimes you just have to settle for middlin' s**t...

[Baby Ricochet]

Sigh. Don't I know it

[icelandicblue]

Ha ha and if you call right now...

You always have your pen on the pulse of society.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Blue

[Vidya Bacchus]

Well you are quite right we all do want the good s**t .Funny ,funny :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Vidya

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome :)

[Raymond Federle]

A veritable smorgasbord of metaphors! Well done BR.... :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Raymond

[A. Amos]

BR this is one of your finest work, truly enjoyed

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Amos

[jacob erin-cilberto]

i like this...reminds me of all these adds for stuff you can only get on TV...

and if you call right now we will add another for free...well that tells me that what ever is being sold is crap.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you jacob

[Pryde Foltz]

Haha … believe it or not, I am not much a of a shopper. But I do go for quality rather than having a house full of junk. Funny piece here, Baby.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Pryde

[MsJewel]

I know a car salesman I need to send your poem to...
Love your rant BR!

:) Julie

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Julie

[Frieda P]

Love a good rant, lots of cliche'd phrases here, I like it when you do your own thing and give us pure Baby.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Frieda