Midnight Princess

This is a rewrite of one of my old favorites called "The Date" I changed it around for better flow. That and I got no ideas for anything new right now

Came upon the midnight princess

The weirdest chick I'd met

Goth black dress eyes glowing red 

A ghost white skinned brunette 

Midnight princess was a vampire

her coven she was head

I said that's a sweet deal lady

You want some garlic bread

She stared at me like I was lunch 

I did my gaming tricks 

You wanna see my tattoo baby 

A big a*s crucifix

A waiter approached our table 

fear flashed across his face

I said never stare into her eyes

or she will give you chase

All she wanted was red Merlot

She never took a sip 

She just eyed up everybody 

licking her blood red lips

The manager asked us to leave

for shaking up his staff

and the patrons were complaining 

about her evil laugh 

We drove around until I thought 

How bout a tan salon 

I figured I'd save a couple bucks

I had a free coupon 

I said her white a*s needed color 

She said she'd strike me blind

She'd rip my tongue out of my face 

for being unrefined 

She was getting mean and bitchy 

I made some wise a*s crack 

I asked if she was friends with any

nymphomaniacs 

I was trying to get her laughing 

She didn't feel that way

I insulted midnight princess

I was going to pay 

She called upon her minions 

pulled out a dagger knife

When suddenly it dawned on me

I'm playing with my life 

I ran out of that tanning joint

and jumped into my truck 

Bats were swarming from the lobby 

I thought my a*s is fucked

I tore out of the parking lot 

Flew up a one way street

I looked over and there she was

in the passenger seat

I prayed oh mother Mary f**k balls 

I'm in a slip knot noose

She glared into my ghost white face

said Take me home you d****e 

I drove her to a black castle 

I'd never seen before

All she said was lose my number  

Got out and slammed the door

I didn't get vampire p***y 

Didn't get that chick in bed

I just thank my lucky stars

She didn't kill me dead 

Author's Note

An oldie now a new and improved goody. Have a blast kids

Reviews

[Rita L. Sev]

Seriously laughing out loud reading this vampire saga - so glad she didn't take you into the realm of the undead, Mark! :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Yeah, I love to eat to much to live off of human blood

[Tai Ryens]

Hilarious! I recall the old piece, loved it then, love it even more now.

[Baby Ricochet]

thanks Tai

[icelandicblue]

Might be an oldy but certainly is a goody.I especially loved this line:

I prayed oh mother Mary f**k balls

Great story...glad you got away.

[Baby Ricochet]

By the skin of my neck

[icelandicblue]

LOL, you are both clever and funny.

[Chris Micha]

Aww man that was fun to read, sir! "You want some garlic bread"....classic.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by

[WILDERNESS]

She looks soooo real. So glad you came out alive ......................... thoroughly enjoyed.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you wilderness

[Corset]

Rotflmbwao, oh,oh, I needed this today.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by.

[Coyote Poetry]

I like the tale. Remind me of the vampire woman in the old movies who were sexy and very dangerous. I like the positive ending. When I was station in Monterey, Ca. I had a few who gave me a real scare. I like my woman with some color in their skin. Thank you for the outstanding poetry.
Coyote

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Coyote

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha I did not read the first one but this I loved it made me laugh like a crazed hyena lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you vidya

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

i liked it then and love it now...still eerily spooky and fun.

dripping with pleasure just like in the pic she is dripping something else.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jacob

[Lyn Anderson]

I read the first one, and loved it, and this is a nice re-write. One thing I never noticed was slip not noose, is it supposed to be slip knot, or is poetically licensed?

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you KL. I fixed the typeos