Midnight Princess

This is a rewrite of one of my old favorites called "The Date" I changed it around for better flow. That and I got no ideas for anything new right now

Came upon the midnight princess

The weirdest chick I'd met

Goth black dress eyes glowing red 

A ghost white skinned brunette 

Midnight princess was a vampire

her coven she was head

I said that's a sweet deal lady

You want some garlic bread

She stared at me like I was lunch 

I did my gaming tricks 

You wanna see my tattoo baby 

A big a*s crucifix

A waiter approached our table 

fear flashed across his face

I said never stare into her eyes

or she will give you chase

All she wanted was red Merlot

She never took a sip 

She just eyed up everybody 

licking her blood red lips

The manager asked us to leave

for shaking up his staff

and the patrons were complaining 

about her evil laugh 

We drove around until I thought 

How bout a tan salon 

I figured I'd save a couple bucks

I had a free coupon 

I said her white a*s needed color 

She said she'd strike me blind

She'd rip my tongue out of my face 

for being unrefined 

She was getting mean and bitchy 

I made some wise a*s crack 

I asked if she was friends with any

nymphomaniacs 

I was trying to get her laughing 

She didn't feel that way

I insulted midnight princess

I was going to pay 

She called upon her minions 

pulled out a dagger knife

When suddenly it dawned on me

I'm playing with my life 

I ran out of that tanning joint

and jumped into my truck 

Bats were swarming from the lobby 

I thought my a*s is fucked

I tore out of the parking lot 

Flew up a one way street

I looked over and there she was

in the passenger seat

I prayed oh mother Mary f**k balls 

I'm in a slip knot noose

She glared into my ghost white face

said Take me home you d****e 

I drove her to a black castle 

I'd never seen before

All she said was lose my number  

Got out and slammed the door

I didn't get vampire p***y 

Didn't get that chick in bed

I just thank my lucky stars

She didn't kill me dead 

Author's Note

An oldie now a new and improved goody. Have a blast kids

Reviews

[A. Amos]

I didn't get vampire p***y 
Didn't get that chick in bed
I just thank my lucky stars
She didn't kill me dead 

Now this is classy poem, especially the last above verses...

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm sophisticated

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Fabulous, give her black eyes and a penis and your describing me!

[Baby Ricochet]

So no tanning beds for you

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

I'm Irish - I'd burn to a crisp!