I guess its kinda like a rap about wetting the bed

I guess its kinda like a rap about wetting the bed

A Story by Mr.Cardigan
"

um I was bored i was going to being a serious thing but it kinda escalated quickly with tiredness. Dont judge me :)

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Sat up looked around then crawled out of my bed

 I felt a sticky situation going on in my pants

Reach down to see what it was

I guess a juice box fell alseep on my nuts

I went to the bathroom to check myself, making sure I didnt recked myself

Girl if you think I wet myself you must be crazy It's just that I was to lazy to put it in the trash.

Why you bitchin I couldnt move you were cuddleing my a*s

See your wet and sticky

Why are you judging me

Oh you didnt have a juice box

Wait that means you

Oh girl you nasty

 

 

 

 

© 2013 Mr.Cardigan


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this...oh my gosh XD this matches with the add underneath it that said "bed wetting store"... just yes

Posted 6 Years Ago


Mr.Cardigan

6 Years Ago

thank you haha
♪The Girl Next Door♪

6 Years Ago

of course :P

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Added on July 29, 2013
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Tags: Rap, gross, pee, um, funny, iguess

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