Friend Triangle

he hates her she hates him they like me

I have two best friends

They hate each other

But they both like me

One a little too much

To where he's practically humping my knee

Metaphorically Speaking

It's obvious to everyone but me

People i dont even know smile sheepishly

Hinting a i told you so

But he'll never say it

And that's fine with me

I could never picture us romantically

And her?

She hates him so

As he does her

She just can't stand him

You couldn't ask her to explain

He always has to be right

I can't please both

It always ends with a fight

Both pulling at my arms

While i strain

He insults me

It's funny to him

She rolls her eyes annoyed by his grin

She's alot like me in many ways

So to make it easy on me...

How thoughtful of her

She wont make me choose

She just wont talk to me no more

Why must they be so dificult?

For a while i'm not talking to either one

I can't let her get away with that

So i confront her

And she apologizes

But in the end i choose

Like i should of done all along

Now left with one friend

The most i can handle i suppose

Or the most that can handle me

In this foolish game of friends and foes

Author's Note

umm is all i have to say...also have a love triangle poem or whatever that's in the process of forming