"The Amazing Spinning Arms of Paper Bowser"

A humorous poem talking about Bowser from Super Paper Mario and his crazy arms. I hope this makes you smile!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Nobody has more spinny arms than you do.

You kidnap the princess over again,

But your turbines of arms make you one of my friends!

You act like a monster; somebody to fear,

But how can this be, with how your arms appear?

You act like you're fearless and ready to fight,

But the moment you're scared, arms FASTER THAN LIGHT!!

Your arms are like helicopters, just taking flight,

Spinning them until our day turns to night.

They don't look like much, but once I'm up close,

The laughter is what you'll be hearing the most.

By the end of the day I don't mean to offend,

and I'm trying to compliment here at the end.

Your boss battle may not have been very tough,

But it's better than Bonechill, and to me, that's enough.

Author's Note

Don't be mean just because this isn't a serious poem because not every poem needs to be serious.

Reviews

[Tina H.W.]

Brightened my day! Such a fun poem for anytime of day and whatever mood. It just brought the biggest smile to my face :)

[freaksheet]

Thanks, cuz! But I bring more smiles to you, right?

[Tina H.W.]

Haha absolutely! :D

[freaksheet]

I gtg, Tina, I'll see you!

[Peyton Light]

Awesome wordage man! Great job :)

[freaksheet]

Thanks! You know what they say, they're the SPINNIEST ARMS IN THE GALAXY!!