Guilty Pleasure

Obsessed with Avocados.

Who writes poetry and dreams about avocados 

guilty pleasures quick fix for those nasty lows

slice them and eat them raw, so much you can do

i've got a crush on limes and guacamole too

toss them in your salad or atop your favo burger

grilled cheese and bacon, makes a tasty merger

they're great for a facial if you have dry skin

slather them ALL over your skin it's a win win

they're a wondrous miracle and they're green

they're simply lubricous, if you know what i mean

you don't know till you tried it so don't be hasty

ripe, sensual, sexy delight, and oh...so sinfully tasty

try me, it's a thrilling avocado take down simply said

I will surely love avocados till I'm way past dead

It's all there in the avocado darling. 

Author's Note

Try me.....

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

Never acquired a taste for avocado...perhaps my tastes have changed with age. I'll try a bit of guacamole next time I'm out for Mexican...you can keep the cilantro, though...I will never ever like that beast. Great work, Frieda...maybe I'll try my hand at writing an ode to Dungeness crab ;-)

[Frieda P]

haha now that's one I want to read! They say some people have an off taste for Cilantro, you either love it or hate it, does it taste like soap to you? Pen on...waiting on crabs, ha, you know what I mean! ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

It tastes just plain nasty...I got the hate cilantro gene :-p blech. Okay...challenge accepted. As soon a s I'm through working on my angst filled addiction piece, I'll lighten it up with some crab cocktail *laugh*

[Frieda P]

Waiting with bated breathe. :-)

[fiery-san]

Avocados huh... my mom loves them... we make them as desserts... mash them up, mix them in with milk and sugar, chill and serve. Perfect for the summer. ^_^

[Frieda P]

Never had an avocado for dessert, sounds interesting. Avocado puddin' yum

[Baby Ricochet]

Grilled cheese bacon avocados. Mmmm

[Frieda P]

Yummy.

[Coyote Poetry]

I like food also. A ripe avocado is a good treat. I like mine with salt and nothing else. People who love food are happier. Better to enjoy the simple pleasure then to diet. Thank you for the excellent poem.
Coyote

[Frieda P]

Food is one of the great pleasures in life, I love to cook, it's therapeutic for me. I don't get people that dislike food to be honest. Thanks Coyote.

[Jess]

,,,wonderful poem:-)taste so good

[Frieda P]

:D

[Clockwork]

You have made avocados deliciously sexy in this piece. I want through an avocado addiction last summer, and ate them in many of the ways you describe here. After reading this piece, I think I just might run to the supermarket and pickup a bag of them. This piece was ever so tasty!

My favorite lines:

hey're simply lubricous, if you know what i mean
you don't know till you tried it so don't be hasty
ripe, sensual, sexy delight, and oh...so sinfully tasty

Yes, please!

[Frieda P]

haha, sounds like you have other things on your mind! :D
Thanks so much & enjoy!

[Clockwork]

Possibly...You're welcome :-)

[Kajal Gulabani]

Grt! It's like a short 'cooking session' with complimentary beauty tip. Niceee.. My dry skin would defo meet rejuvenation soon. ;)

[khalid]

frankly, im not that much into eating. i eat only because i have to eat. i dont care what my meal would be. sorry to say..i live on a principal in eating which is..whatever the food, as soon as it goes through mouth, it becomes......., ok, let me say it in better words, we feel taste for few seconds then all foods are the same. if you are feeling hungry, a loaf of bread would be the most tasty food ever eaten..
this doesnt mean i didnt like your poem anyway..

[Frieda P]

Are you serious khalid...I'm shocked, someone with so much passion and zest for life that doesn't get enjoyment out of food! We need to fix you. ;-)

[khalid]

haha no need to fix me, i think im so much healthy as i am now. maybe i spend most of my passion on other issues so no passion was left for food..

[Tarry Franck]

Wonderful poem but sorry can't eat avocado :( But would use as facial :)

[Lucien Maier]

love it great way to declare loyalty to your little green friends

[Tarry Franck]

That's a cute comment :)

[Claire Twinn]

I feel that way about mangos....

[Frieda P]

Same difference I'd say! ;-)