If I Were A P***y

If I Were A P***y

A Poem by Frieda P
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Inspired by Chris after A Simple Pause whilst he purred at the ladies on his thread.

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If I were a p***y
I'd climb upon your lap
I'd purr like a kitten
til you fed me
 & stroked me,
teased me, said 
'here kitty, kitty'
then I'd lick you all over

If I were a p***y
                                         puuuuurrrrrrrrrr






© 2013 Frieda P


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Cats have ever followed me home - even if I were walking a Great Dane (true story). I've had them leap into my arms in parking lots...curl on my lap at outdoor cafes. And once home, they curl atop my books, journals, even the keyboard. Watching them play with computer mouse symbols is fun... especially if you connect the HDMI cable to a LARGE flatscreen TV and move the Mouse from across the room.

I've one that stands on the kitchen table and talks with me as I make coffee or clean dishes.

Posted 8 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

haha I've never actually had to hyperventilate, I carry my burden of proof papers with me at all tim.. read more
J. J.  Nightingale

8 Years Ago

HA HA .......................... :)
Frieda P

8 Years Ago

:-)



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What a lovely poem. ;)

Posted 8 Years Ago


I used to do as I please now I have 3 dogs. Good read and write.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Haha... yep I just had to come take a peek!!! You are so good at being naughty with the most innocent of subjects. Or maybe its just my devious little mind.... ;-D

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

Ha, you know how that goes, redheaded woman are all moxy & hot stuff, they certainly got the short e.. read more
redflutterby

8 Years Ago

Lmao... no ones like a short stick....
Oh wait you said short end of the stick. ;-P
redflutterby

8 Years Ago

Feel free to edit that.. geez... illiterate much?? Arghhh
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gcp
awwww cute

Sandpaper tongue and sharp little claws - a strange kind of affection.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

Glad you enjoyed it gcp...thanks.
Well, I love the double entendre and enjoyed the playfulness of your words.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

Thanks for the great review icelandicblue.
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PP
hahahaha..makes me think how much of a laughter have I missed! Frieda you are a genius. You almost know which keywords to use in the title to get maximum hits eh?

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

PP

8 Years Ago

Its all yours baby! haha x
Frieda P

8 Years Ago

Oh I love it when you call me 'baby' *wink* haha ;-)
PP

8 Years Ago

lol..I bet you missed me x
I wish I were a cat..it sounds so easy. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring to get my way.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

meoooowww..........
okay, i'm blushing a bit...and clearing my throat.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

ha, I can just picture you blushing too...ha
Oh I ABSOLUTELY love this one!!!!!! Sassy woman!...this makes my inner kitten purrrrrrrrr just reading it. Going in my favs for sure, you grabbed me by the title...and WOW! Such a fun read. What man wouldn't love a kitty to crawl on his lap?...this is delicious. :D

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

Glad you enjoyed it so much! ha ;-D meowww
Oops number 314 now....

It's your wicked sense of humour :o)

Funny write and funny title...

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

I don't really get what you mean by that... ;-)
Yellow Butterfly

8 Years Ago

lol :o)
Frieda P

8 Years Ago

:-D

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If you want to know me, read my poetry, it's all in there. I am a mother of three sons (my finest moments) a sister, a survivor and a little bit crazy. I lost my beloved sister to suicide, so you'll.. more..

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