It Blows

It Blows

A Poem by Frieda P


Valentine's Day blows

if you don't have a lover

Please, pa*s the vodka! 


© 2013 Frieda P


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Celebrate love... Not a lover. I am a man. Hear me sing, for in knowing love I shall never cry that I am poor. I will however take a drink with you. ;)
I have to be a pest dear. I love the write. I'm shocked by you ill treatment of the cherub. ;p

Posted 8 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

 David Scott

8 Years Ago

Oh I'm chilled Frieda. I understand your wonderful sense of humor. The comment is for the moon guest.. read more
Frieda P

8 Years Ago

Yes cheeky David, for that you get a slap on the arse!
I'm sure you'll love it ;-)
 David Scott

8 Years Ago

Ha! Now your talking my language. ;) lmao



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right on sister! make mine a skye with two olives, straight up!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

You're gonna have to settle for Belvedere quin. Cheers!
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Pax
good one my friend...
*prepared two drinks & passed the first glass to you*
cheers ;)

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

Now that's my kind of fellow! Thanks Pax, cheers! ;-)
Fun and humorous. Both the words and the images.
Thank you for the laugh. :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

Glad you liked it, thanks Rogue.
I have a very distinct memory of one Valentines Day in my dorm room, spaced out and watching 2001 with a mouthful of Doritos while my next-door neighbour and some chick were doing the dirty...I've never listened to that theme the same way again...

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

kublakhan27

8 Years Ago

I had no friends in college, the only I place I had to hang out was the library...I could have went .. read more
Frieda P

8 Years Ago

It's in the past, put on your big boy pants now, and just send me some dark chocolates and wildflowe.. read more
kublakhan27

8 Years Ago

LOL I know those big boy pants are around here somewhere...probably buried under all my paper...I wi.. read more
Gave me a good chuckle! I'm a merlot fan myself, but vodka works too ;)

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

Open bar on that day, Cheers. :-)
Haha some people like this day even if they dont have a love but i do always spread the love.. and I dont drink. and i have given up Soda for lent... So just pass me water... Normally i would say Give me a Dr peper but i cant have one starting today... Haha Good one

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

Ha then Cheers Kelsey, enjoy your day! x
Lover Of Words

8 Years Ago

I will try! LOL
Vodka has been kinder then most woman in my life. A very nice Valentine poem. I like the artwork. Thank you for the outstanding poem.
Coyote

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

Ha now that was funnier than the write!
HAAA! Laugh out loud pounding the table funny!!!!! Loved it! loved it! loved it!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

Phew, finally one that floats your boat! Yay! ;-P
Hahaha, oh my, made me laugh! xP Nice write hun!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

s y e

8 Years Ago

Bahahaha ;-)
Frieda P

8 Years Ago

:-D
s y e

8 Years Ago

xD
Stick your chocolates
where the sun it does not shine
Make mine a double

Funny and dare I say the S word...sarcas...oh nevermind, I must be confused.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

8 Years Ago

LOL! Good one...what S word?! ;-P

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If you want to know me, read my poetry, it's all in there. I am a mother of three sons (my finest moments) a sister, a survivor and a little bit crazy. I lost my beloved sister to suicide, so you'll.. more..

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