It Blows

Valentine's Day blows

if you don't have a lover

Please, pa*s the vodka! 

Author's Note

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Reviews

[David Scott]

Celebrate love... Not a lover. I am a man. Hear me sing, for in knowing love I shall never cry that I am poor. I will however take a drink with you. ;)
I have to be a pest dear. I love the write. I'm shocked by you ill treatment of the cherub. ;p

[Frieda P]

I do celebrate love, I think this is a stupid day to say the least! And that freaking cherub had it coming to him! ;-P

[David Scott]

I know you do dear. Every poet does.

[Frieda P]

Don't use that condescending voice on me....dear. ;-P

[Larry Dyson]

#1 hated man word...b****..# 2 DEAR

[Frieda P]

Nope #1 starts with a 'C'....!!

[David Scott]

If you listen to the tone it can be a respectful compliment. I call my children dear. Boy and girl. I call my mother dear. It is a cultural thing I think. Some people get offended by yes sir or yes mamn...

[Frieda P]

Chill out hon, just teasing you ;-)

[David Scott]

Oh I'm chilled Frieda. I understand your wonderful sense of humor. The comment is for the moon guest as I am not familiar. No stress here b... (babes). Ha. Now that was a little cheeky. ;)

[Frieda P]

Yes cheeky David, for that you get a slap on the arse!
I'm sure you'll love it ;-)

[David Scott]

Ha! Now your talking my language. ;) lmao

[quinfinn]

right on sister! make mine a skye with two olives, straight up!

[Frieda P]

You're gonna have to settle for Belvedere quin. Cheers!

[Pax]

good one my friend...
*prepared two drinks & passed the first glass to you*
cheers ;)

[Frieda P]

Now that's my kind of fellow! Thanks Pax, cheers! ;-)

[Rogue]

Fun and humorous. Both the words and the images.
Thank you for the laugh. :)

[Frieda P]

Glad you liked it, thanks Rogue.

[kublakhan27]

I have a very distinct memory of one Valentines Day in my dorm room, spaced out and watching 2001 with a mouthful of Doritos while my next-door neighbour and some chick were doing the dirty...I've never listened to that theme the same way again...

[Frieda P]

Eww what a freaking memory! ha

[kublakhan27]

Imagine how I felt...I had to live it O_o You have NO idea what dorm life was like for me...thinking about it is the best remedy I have for keeping a straight face...

[Frieda P]

Ha, you mean you couldn't find a place to hang out in the meantime, I mean seriously, how long does it take a college guy anyway...just saying. ;-)

[kublakhan27]

I had no friends in college, the only I place I had to hang out was the library...I could have went to the coffee shop on other days but not that day o_o

[Frieda P]

It's in the past, put on your big boy pants now, and just send me some dark chocolates and wildflowers... ;-)

[kublakhan27]

LOL I know those big boy pants are around here somewhere...probably buried under all my paper...I will look for some chocolates too while I'm at it ;P

[Emerald Seas]

Gave me a good chuckle! I'm a merlot fan myself, but vodka works too ;)

[Frieda P]

Open bar on that day, Cheers. :-)

[Lover Of Words]

Haha some people like this day even if they dont have a love but i do always spread the love.. and I dont drink. and i have given up Soda for lent... So just pass me water... Normally i would say Give me a Dr peper but i cant have one starting today... Haha Good one

[Frieda P]

Ha then Cheers Kelsey, enjoy your day! x

[Lover Of Words]

I will try! LOL

[Coyote Poetry]

Vodka has been kinder then most woman in my life. A very nice Valentine poem. I like the artwork. Thank you for the outstanding poem.
Coyote

[Frieda P]

Ha now that was funnier than the write!

[Baby Ricochet]

HAAA! Laugh out loud pounding the table funny!!!!! Loved it! loved it! loved it!

[Frieda P]

Phew, finally one that floats your boat! Yay! ;-P

[s y e]

Hahaha, oh my, made me laugh! xP Nice write hun!

[Frieda P]

Oh goodie! Cheers! ;-P

[s y e]

Bahahaha. Another good write Mama F ;-P

[Frieda P]

Like Jack said, 'stick your chocolates' ;-P lol

[s y e]

Bahahaha ;-)

[Frieda P]

:-D

[s y e]

xD

[Jack...]

Stick your chocolates
where the sun it does not shine
Make mine a double

Funny and dare I say the S word...sarcas...oh nevermind, I must be confused.

[Frieda P]

LOL! Good one...what S word?! ;-P