She Done Me Wrong

she done me wrong

so I smoked a bong

and I wrote this song

and it's gone on

for way too long

it has to stop

before it drops

down on the world

because a girl

so wronged a guy

and all the brains

will surely die

thank you, b***h

you've done so much

you stole my soul

when I popped your clutch

and now the world

suffers hard

cause you broke me,

you pile of lard

they get the point

so I'll smoke the joint

and fry my brain

and so my life

goes down the drain

the final thoughts

make people dense

since this s**t 

makes  no damn sense

she done me wrong

and I smoked a bong

and I wrote this song

and it went on

for way too long

for way too long

for way, way, way

way too long

Author's Note

Imagine this being sung by some twangy drunk in a backwater honky-tonk

Reviews

[Fear Love]

Smoke a bong with chich n chong, bought yer mom a brand new thong

[Kenneth The Poet]

Thank you, Fear.

[Kenneth The Poet]

Haha, this made me laugh too, especially the B. part.... (third stanza).

I never knew dear friend you had musical skills, but after reading this, I know...
It's great how your brain, can transform, to a drunken or drugged state, even when you did used nothing... that's pure transformation, and empathy lol, for a geek(37) ;) great greatly done.... x

- Elisa

[Kenneth The Poet]

Thanks, Elisa. I appreciate it.

You're welcome dear friend, always always... sorry it took me so long... x

[Muse]

lol this made me smile. You still have your sense of humor I see. I loved it. :))

[Kenneth The Poet]

Thank you, Muse.

[Antonio Valentino]

cause you broke me,
you pile of lard

holy smokes that was worth the price of admission by itself haha

good one Kenneth!

[Kenneth The Poet]

Thank you, Antonio.

[Antonio Valentino]

of course my friend :)

[Joiedevivre]

hahaha this really made me laugh, it is the blues, smoked!

[Kenneth The Poet]

Thanks, Joie.