Can You Imagine...

Can you imagine...

A start without a finish,

Brilliant candlelight that won't diminish,

Candles burning but no light,

Demons tucking you in at night,

Even trees stop losing leaves,

Firing your local thieves,

Growing another arm or leg,

Hoboes never having to beg,

Ice cream eating you instead,

Justin Bieber finally dead, (woo hoo!)

Kitchens that have no pots or pans,

Lame sports team with lots of fans, (Yankees, bleh!)

Monsters being scared of us,

No driver on a moving bus,

Oranges that come in pink,

Poisonous water in your bathroom sink,

Quiet gunshots out the window,

Real estate agents trying to sell a minow,

Singing without a voice,

To be choosing from no choice,

United States without any states,

Very fat people with very light weights,

Washing machines doing the drying,

XD smiley is really crying,

Yesterday I ate a poptart,

Z wondrous end having no start.

 

Author's Note

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Reviews

[{K}]

So cool! I smiled through the entire thing!
"Real estate agents trying to sell a minow," was an especially funny mental picture!

[Franklin...]

This was a cool poem, and I enjoyed the sight of an inverted world. Nice rhyme and word choice, and like the previous reviewer, I didn't realize it was acrostic until the end, so that's neat, also. I can totally see giant ice cream cones swallowing people up. "(Yankees, bleh!)" haha, You must be a Redsox fan :)
I like this one alot, good job!

[My Fair Lady]

Fantastic write for the imagination, was so intrigued by the individual concepts of each line that I didn't realize that it was going down the ABC's. Clever and Fun.