Tinkerbell must Die

Tinkerbell must Die

A Poem by Muse

 
 
I'm so sick of poems about fairies
Tinkerbell and her freaking bag of dust
maybe she'll eat some poison berries
unicorns, rainbows, sunsets and love
why is everything from heaven above
dancing singing laughing and hugging
gag me on the spoon that I'm chugging
beautiful views and twinkling stars
fairytale endings and happily ever after
annoying meddlies and nursery rhymes 
I wish I may I wish I might
have this dream I wish tonight
Cinderella needs to get laid alright
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
what a perfect ending for fairies and all!

© 2014 Muse


Author's Note

Muse
Just poking some fun at myself and other poets that write at times about the same thing over and over and over and over again.

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The piece is so masterly written. The irony is to the point. I also dislike shabby images and worn out clichés. Though sometimes I use them in writing. And thinking about excuses I usually come to conclusion: what kind of life would be without all the sentimental stuff? It would be nothing but the stale bread. )

Posted 12 Years Ago


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HAHA.... I really love this... and I hear you !!

Posted 11 Years Ago


lol. Bravo. Very well done. I enjoyed the flow of this rant and the rhyme. I agree with you as well, and yet I crave that happy ending. Damn all those fairy tales!

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I am going to admit I am guilty. lol I do tend to harp on rainbows, magic and such. Ahh but that is why we have you here to keep all of us diehard fairy tale people on our toes. Sort of an anti-tinkerbell. Just kidding. This was fun and very nicely written. I love your words.

Posted 11 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Ah, mazing, I loved it!!!

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

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. hahahaha!!! ... i'm so terribly and horribly guilty of this sin ... i blame my muse ... for not being receptive enough ... :P ... this is superbly written ... made me laugh ... and ... inspired me to be a little less predictable ... thank you for this post ... loved it ... :) ...

Posted 11 Years Ago


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Like I said.... Why would I want to give it up?

Posted 11 Years Ago


Interesting way of insulting the world...I have to say I like it

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

LOL! trust you to lead an uprising against fairies! :)

cinderella needs to get laid! too funny! - to be fair to her i think she is aware of her need for nooky :P

Posted 11 Years Ago


Shelley Holt-Lowrey

11 Years Ago

Wow. Cinderella should go see Sleeping Beaaty. Anne Rice took care of THAT princess in three diffe.. read more
lol, I absolutely love this poem......Whisk

Posted 11 Years Ago



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Added on June 6, 2011
Last Updated on June 8, 2014
Tags: poem, poetry, fairies, adult humor, fantasy, love


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