Tinkerbell must Die

 

 

I'm so sick of poems about fairies

Tinkerbell and her freaking bag of dust

maybe she'll eat some poison berries

unicorns, rainbows, sunsets and love

why is everything from heaven above

dancing singing laughing and hugging

gag me on the spoon that I'm chugging

beautiful views and twinkling stars

fairytale endings and happily ever after

annoying meddlies and nursery rhymes 

I wish I may I wish I might

have this dream I wish tonight

Cinderella needs to get laid alright

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

what a perfect ending for fairies and all!

Author's Note

Just poking some fun at myself and other poets that write at times about the same thing over and over and over and over again.

Reviews

[Igor G. Balatsky]

The piece is so masterly written. The irony is to the point. I also dislike shabby images and worn out clichés. Though sometimes I use them in writing. And thinking about excuses I usually come to conclusion: what kind of life would be without all the sentimental stuff? It would be nothing but the stale bread. )

[Wretched Knight]

"I'm so sick of poems about fairies" lol! loved ur poem

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LMAO! Original!

[Clockwork]

I had a good chuckle when I came to the lines about Cinderella. I had to stop for a second and think about what would happen if someone really did write a poem about Cinderella getting laid. I think you should go for it and see what happens. Its a shame that more poets don't think out of the story book like you have here.

[Brittany]

Ooohhh...I agree...a naughty fairytale would be quite comical.

[AK]

Awesome poem! The title was very catchy..

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love the title..love the biting b***h..and aren't we are all guilty of this at some time or another

[TKBickel]

I laughed and shouted "you go girl". So my life is full of cliches and few happy ending. Hey I'm not complaining, I'm 6 feet above ground and healthy but I live in the real world.
I like your writings, real but dreamy-hard hitting in a sneaky way.

[olla]

ready for some grown up stuff I see.. thank heavens..

[Danielle]

This was witty and unique. Cool!

[I'm Just me:)]

i love this its freaking awesome and its clever and witty very creative a well put poem great job