my donkey teaches karate

oh how the round house had kicked me in the rear end, 

my dog had punched me in thy head, 

my rabbit had a rightful cry, 

as he hit me with a book over thy head, 

my donkey teaches karate, 

now i know why they know karate, 

if you shall ever come across my donkey, 

tell him to please stop teaching them karate, 

for it is forever so cruel, 

they become meaner than ever, 

donkey donkey please stop

Reviews

[M. J. Smith]

Thank you for the laughter here! And I thought people were violent. Remind me not to let me bunny near a book!😆
Nicely done.