What i will cook my teacher for lunch number two ....

well just another kids hummor funny poem ... i hope you like it ....

What I would cook my teacher !

1. Rattlesnake stew,

2. Seaweed and scorpions,

3. glue instead of milk.

4. A shoe berry pie,

5. centipede salad,

6. worms in a cup,

7. hope the old teacher doesn't die!

actual poem!

What I will cook my teacher for lunch  number two !!

If I cooked here a hot lunch for something to eat,

I would start off with Rattlesnake stew,

Then I'd serve her a seaweed, and scorpion salad,

And a tall glass of glue instead of milk,

Next a shoe berry pie,

For desert I'd feed her worms in a cup,

I would then give her a centipede salad,

When my teacher finds out what she's eaten,

Oh no!

I hope she doesn't die on us !

The End,

BY:Jennifer Little

Author's Note

i like this one i think it's kind of funny .... it will defently make the kids laugh for the hummor kids poems i love this idea and no i dont have anything against teachers just the really rude and snotty ones that think they are better than you i have had good teachers in my life and i have had bad teachers but still you gotta addmitt this is funny '



let me know what you think

Reviews

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

This was quite fun to read! Funny and awesome throughout the whole piece :D

[Coyote Poetry]

A interesting poem. Poor teacher isn't get any love in this poem. Thank you for the fun poem to read.
Coyote

[TPK Stories]

Funny....loved the comedy...

[Trusting]

Wow. HOPE SHE DOESN'T DIE! That'd be terrible! :P Keep going....

[Sugar Plum ♥]

I understand the feeling of this poem..and its amazing, nice imagination and I really hope your teacher to survive somehow :)

[Becky Clancy]

I love it ^^ Its really funny, I'll be reading this from now on whenever I'm feeling down, I really love kids poems :3

[Angelic Surrender]

Great :)

[SoulCrusader (Yas)]

Funny as well....
made a grown up laught too :D

[Fragilebrokendreams]

Haha, love part 2. They are both wonderful and funny.

[eatmills]

Very funny indeed. I can hear the kids snickering in the back of the class already.