Message between people, probably human beings

A part of a conversation between probable human beings in the world --

"Does my writing for real no bullshit offend people here?  I try and read folks the last couple of days and like, 1/3rd of this place has me blocked or whatever. I've only been on this particular site for like, a couple months, and I just started putting s**t up.  I've heard fucked up s**t about this site but I didn't think anything of it. Heard there are almost no moderators but there's a social clique of older sensitive peoples that rule this site like a social media tyrannical state from the 1950s. I can't believe it but, that appears to be whats going on!!  That's awesome, this place is an oddity. I'm very curious to see how this s**t works out."

Reviews

[Sir Aphid]

You seem to be pretty popular on this site. Nice job.

[barrywatkins]

I am not a stalker, that's not a very nice thing to call a person. I just want to grow as a poet.

[Davidgeodemers]

Ugh.... Are you done now?

[barrywatkins]

Well, I quite like this place. Most of the poets here seem like kindly people who only want to share.

I think you're a rather rude sort of chap, (well at least you try to be,) but beneath the abrasive surface I think you are a really sensitive person.

God bless.

Barry.

[Davidgeodemers]

I am extremely sensitive.... to a******s and stalkers like you. Take the hint,,,, get lost

[ANTO]

Hi my names Anto. Welcome to WC.

[Gee]

Hi,I'd like to join Anto in welcoming you.

[Davidgeodemers]

Okay. Thanks. No f**k off. I'm here to be your friend.

[Davidgeodemers]

I meant to say, "Now, F**k off..." apologies.

[Davidgeodemers]

And I'm "not here to be your friend"... my dear... seems I have a sticky keyboard today. But seriously, f**k off dude. I'm not here to socialize.

[Tim]

hahahahah, you haven't got a sticky keyboard. lol

[Davidgeodemers]

You're that Relic dude!!!! ahhahahahahhah You got dimed out the other day kid. You made some enemies pal, wow, good job how ever you did that.

[Davidgeodemers]

Laceyboo? right? that was you...

[ANTO]

Gee welcome him on some other thread or else he'll keep getting notifications and we wouldn't want that for our new best friend. I do hope nobody else joins in lol

[Davidgeodemers]

Haha... Tim Sutherland, man you're one of 4 I was warned about... go figure one of the others is that ANTO dude, what a coincidence? Right?

[Tim]

You bet I will, and thanks.

[Davidgeodemers]

ANTO I don't know what that means but it's probably pretty stupid.

[Davidgeodemers]

You fella's here to polite bully me off the site? That's what I was told to expect. DOn't disappoint boys. Show me what you have for me.

[Gee]

Hi Jizzy,welcome

[Tim]

I'm not Anto.

[Davidgeodemers]

Well, cry some tears and rally the troops, better get this mean man off the site before he keeps telling the truth.

[Tim]

I welcome you.

[Tim]

I'm also not the man you mentioned.

[Davidgeodemers]

Tim, I know, read the messages and it's clear I know that... try and keep up dipshit... I know it's hard but try and follow along anyway

[ANTO]

As I was saying, hi, jizzy, may I call you Jizzbert for short. We will be great friends, I can feel it. And I got a new bag of exclamation marks, look , !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Davidgeodemers]

Yeah, you are Relic aka tim Sutherland aka . (laceyboo)... and more.. shall I go on?

[Tim]

My name is not Tim.

[ANTO]

Hi jizzbert

[Davidgeodemers]

No anto, I hear you do some despicable things to people here behind the scenes. I've heard you are one of the most morally bankrupt and disingenuous people to ever grace a writing site. We will not becoming friends... sorry champ.

[Davidgeodemers]

Okay relic.... whatever you say.

[Davidgeodemers]

hahahhhahaha.... you guys are squirming already? Didn't expect it to go this way boys? I'm really sad for you.

[Tim]

We will not becoming friends.

[Davidgeodemers]

Such a shame Relic (Tim Sutherand)... Drummer boy

[ANTO]

We can be best friends and co-write and basically just hang out, hmmmm... Jizzbert. Wouldn't ya like to be my pal Jizzbert. What's that? You're heads-a-spinnin... Aww my Beastie Jizzbert

[Davidgeodemers]

Wow... is this what you've been doin? How embarrassing. Are you drunk or, are you really this stupid?

[Tim]

hahaha, my name is not tim.

[ANTO]

Aww Jizzbert , you okay dude?

[Davidgeodemers]

Imagination is a funny thing is it not Tim Sutherland, aka Relic (look at your username on your profile genius)

[Tim]

My name is not Imagination. haha

[Davidgeodemers]

I was led to believe you weren't children... the way that ANTO kid talks and the lack of awareness by Relic... no way you aren't more than teenagers. No way... I need to talk to dude again. Maybe I got the names wrong.

[Davidgeodemers]

www.writerscafe.org/TIMagination

Dude.... so sad.

[ANTO]

Big huggggggggs for my best friend in the whole world because his head hurts and the meds aren't working...poor widdle Jizzbert. Aww diddums

[Tim]

You bet I will, and thanks. hahaha

[Davidgeodemers]

Was that baby talk? Wow. You are a kid. hmm.

[Davidgeodemers]

So, autumn (TIMagination), wanna change your story now? Relic.

[Tim]

You bet I will, and thanks. hahahahahahaha

[ANTO]

Are they tears Jizzbert? Aww ...

[Davidgeodemers]

How are you two this stupid??? How!! The emo drama queen fake sucide poems are more interesting. F****n fart joke twins over her... damn... it's truly a disappointment.

[Davidgeodemers]

Good. So, anything else? Or just some name calling and crybabying?

[Tim]

I'll make fart jokes over her any day hahahaha

[ANTO]

You're a mean friend not hugging your best friend back. Consider yourself dumped.

[Tim]

Throw out your man-card jizzy.

[Davidgeodemers]

Well, I'll leave you to it then. I have no problem turning off review notifications... I'm not here for the same reasons as you two teenaged a*s clowns.

[ANTO]

And you take like....4eva to come up wif da funnies

[Tim]

Jizum. haha I want you to keep talking.

[ANTO]

DAT wasn't a funny!! Cheater

[Tim]

You can't leave now, its just getting good.

[ANTO]

*yawns* jizzbert is a bore

[Tim]

We should look for him on another poem and say hello.

[ANTO]

I was told he was funny and quick with the funnies but he's boooooooooooooooring

[Tim]

He's jizum. haha

[ANTO]

He's as interesting as a dead goldfish... Floating around on top on the pond, stinking the place up

[ANTO]

Haha jizum got Spunked off

[Tim]

He's tired from all those creative comments today. He'll be back. I'll say hello to him.

[ANTO]

I'm off for a spot of tea. Bye bye...

[Tim]

Enjoy your tea.

[ANTO]

We must say hello to him next time. Yes, let's. It will be oodlesof fun.

[Tim]

I'm there.

[ANTO]

Thank you. Cheerio.

[Tim]

Cheerio and don't forget to invite Gee.

[Gee]

Hello,Helllllllllo,anybody there,hello.Shall I turn the lights out..............Welcome Jizzy.

[Tim]

You mean Jizum.

[Gee]

Ah yes,but very much seedless,impotent when push came to shove methinks.Tiffin it is then,with crustless cucumber sarnies,small fours,and the odd 'scuit.

[Tim]

Right, whatever you said.

[Workvio]

It is such a shame, as I have read some the pieces that you have posted, to see someone who actually has talent, but wastes his/her/their time seeking attention from others in insulting them rather than seeking friendship with them ... Though I may not prefer your work, per say, as because of some of the topics and material contained, I believe everyone can see you have talent, but waste it attacking others ... If you spent half of the time that you do spend insulting people you could be one of the finest writers out there today ... Whatever your problem is get over it ... No one is holding you back ... There is a market for graphic porn laced poetry and stories ... No one here will reject such material when written well in seeking the respect of other writers ... Even the worst of us writers have the same rights to share our work as do the greatest ... This is a good site, but for the few who clamor for attention like spoiled little children ... You can do better than ... You have more talent than that ... So why waste your time provoking others, rather than setting to pen your finest works ever? ... I mean real sincere works of whatever genre suits you best, and not simply writing things to anger people in belittling and debasing them ... But then, perhaps you are a good writer aka as another member, only using this nonsense, as you say, to discourage other writers and gain more attention for yourself ... Who knows ... I can't help but to wonder why you are here if it is not to sit down and attempt to create the very finest writing that you possibly can, instead of what you do ... The answer, me thinks, may lie in my latter given possibility that the only new thing about you is this disguised pseudonym/profile pic account ... You have my best wishes for success in your writing career ... If that is why you are really here ... Take care ...

[Davidgeodemers]

Cry about it Marv.... maybe that'll help change things. Ugh.

[Davidgeodemers]

By the way, if you feel that your best efforts are best served on some rando cheese ball social media site disguised as a writing site then, well, that's probably why you're completely average (at best). None of this, you or I matter the way you think it does.... you wouldn't be crying so much if you had any idea.

[Workvio]

And you wonder as to why people block you ... Perhaps, it is your asininely arrogant attitude of strutting around the sit as though you know something, when it is shamefully apparent to everyone just how little you do know ... It never crosses your mind that you could learn from others ... Even old folks who were writing before you were ever that gleam in your father's eye ... You are here strictley to cause disruption and to rant like the spoiled little child you make clear you are ... I have no problem blocking you ... I simply wished to see if there really was an intelligent person inside the garb of the world owes me something mentality that you present to this site ... You, my friend, are the person who is crying, boo hoo ... Get a life and go to work writing something you can truly be proud of, instead of pissing and moaning about everyone else as though they are just not good enough to be in the same web room with you, your highness of insults ... Go ahead, respond with more trash ... Set yourself up for rejection all because no one in their right mind will put up with your crap ... That is what you truly seek ... To be rejected to go into your little corner and sob ... And when you respond I will oblige you with blocking you and cease trying to be a friend to you ... Eventually, everyone on this site will have you blocked, and then you will wander to another site, forgetting this one from whence you came from elsewheres with the same result, to do the same idiotic things all over again ... Einstein said that insanity is doing the same thing over an over again, and expecting different results ... I doubt you can grasp that bit of logic with your poor poor pitiful me mind ... Get a life ...!

[Davidgeodemers]

I don't really wonder... this was writ for a non obvious purpose. (it was a success by the way, drew Relic out in one of his little shadow underground assassin avatars, that dude has like ten profiles on ten different sites)...... and why the f**k are you still talking to me? You a masochist or something? I despise you, go away.... take the hint idiot.

[:o]

With the exception of profanity, you appear at first glance clever. Ad yet, in your confusion, you sick around?

[Davidgeodemers]

Man... typos like that get no further intellectual response from me.

Yeah... I "sick around"

clown. Get a dictionary fool, they cheap.

[:o]

Are you avoiding the question? I need not worry about typos.

[Davidgeodemers]

Ummmm,, what's your que? Why I stick around in confusion? Did you not read the last two sentences bruh? Cute, you're trying to troll a troll... too bad you suck at it. Ta ta Silly man.

[:o]

You have lots of anger, why?

[Davidgeodemers]

Yeah, not at the moment though, I'm kinda laughin pretty hard right now. Ask me what I'm laughing at... nah nah, even better, try and guess what I'm laughing at.

[:o]

You take an awful long time to consider how you're going to reply, don't you?

[Davidgeodemers]

hahahh.... You don't even read what I put out do you?

[:o]

Yes, I do. Why so much anger?

[Davidgeodemers]

Look, who ever the f**k you are... I'm laughing right now cause you are clearly the "social clique of tyranny" that I was talking about. It's so f****n funny cause it only took a few hours for one of you dipshits to show up... incognito of course.

[Davidgeodemers]

HOw are you any different from a troll? You're not even clever bruh, you can't spell right and you make no f****n sense. You must be one of the children then.

[:o]

I'm just asking a simple question. Why are you so angry? I've seen your reviews.

[:o]

Bruh? May I ask what age you are?

[:o]

Have you gone away?

[Davidgeodemers]

I don't want to play with you kid.... get lost. I'm not gonna block you but, I mean, you're kinda stupid man. You got a pop psychology page open or maybe you're taking psych 101 this year, congrats man, but your attempts are pretty lame. I think you may be out of your depth, good luck with, whatever the f**k it is your doing.

[:o]

Why such long replies? You haven't answered my simple question.

[Davidgeodemers]

See previous message. Thank you for your continued interest.

[:o]

Are you afraid of me?

[:o]

No reply to my question?

[Davidgeodemers]

I think you're trying too hard... now, if you need to review my last "long reply" (a lot of words for a retard maybe) please do so. You seem not to understand the situation. I can hold your hand kid, but, we should find your parents pretty soon.

[:o]

There's that anger again.

[Davidgeodemers]

One last thing, the fact that you think 3- 4 minutes is a "long time between replies" betrays the fact that you are f****n glued to your screen laser focused on this convo.... awww... it's so adorable.

[:o]

There's that profanity again.

[Davidgeodemers]

And..... I'm done. It was fun. Keep leaving me comments, read my work, spread my words little buddy. I love all my fans, every single one of them. Even the lost ones who don't even know why they love my writing so much.

[:o]

You are supreme in the field of writing, aren't you?

[:o]

I find it interesting that a 'kid' was able to hold your interest as long as I did.