June 8, 2010

During corrective math...

LiLy: Hi Rachel!!!

Rachel: Hola muchacha

Lily: You're right next to me just say it out loud

Rachel: But a Push Pop is in my mouth... How can I talk with it in my mouth?!?!?!

Lily: Why are you still eating the Push Pop?!?!? You're making me hungry!!!

Rachel: Stop saying "we should make this published!" It's a bit annoying

Lily: Okay...

Rachel: I want more candy!!! I bit it all off :(

Lily: Yeah, it's a little stub now!!!

Rachel: >_< I WANT MORE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily: You're going to get more after school

Rachel: :( but I'm going to have only two... I WANT SEVEN!!! >:D

Lily: I'M NOT THAT GENEROUS!!! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M MADE OUT OF CANDY!!!!!

Rachel: Yes your hair is licker and your eyes are gumdrops and your b***s are COOKIES! :P

Lily: What the hell is wrong with you?

Rachel: You told me to say that your b***s are made of donuts but I changed it to cookies... Are you mad??? :o

Lily: *:|

Rachel: Ooooh that's a weird face... And what are you singing?!?!?!?!?!

Lily: I'm a weird person...I don't know but it goes like this:

Just go to HELL-o operator

Rachel: Yes very pleasant Lily.... O_0

Lily: I know!!! Here's another one!!!

I saw a A*S-tronaut on the A*S-troid saying HELL-o HELL-o

Rachel: Sounds weirder when you sang it... :|

Lily: My voice is weird... It's all high and squeaky at first but when I sing a low note I sound like Darth Vader!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Rachel: o.o mm-hmm... Yes very interesting... Okay so um... Why are you still singing?? AND WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE FART!!! SHUT UP LILY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU SINGING?????

Lily: *sniff sniff* I dunno...I am singing White Liar by IDK&IDC

Rachel: oo.. BOOBIES! You know there are b***s in the word boobies...

Lily: The hell? My b***s aren't slanted...THOSE BOOBIES ARE SLANTED!!! WHY ARE THEY SLANTED!!! AND THEY DON'T GOT N*****S... ew, n*****s...

Rachel: You saw ew to n*****s when we are talking about b***s??? Oh and those slanted b***s are my brother's... And they JIGGLE!!!! (Warning- They really do jiggle)

Lily: MAN B***S!!!

Rachel: Smells like fart again... *Snif* GAAH!! *Fans away* ... Seriously man this is better than the book you wrote XD

Lily: I know, why were we talking about boobies...I LIKE BOOBIES!!! My boobies were kicked this recess...BY YOU!!!

Rachel: *giggles* Well first off, I was talking how you look like candy and your b***s are cookies. Now stop talking about it! We sound like Lesbos!!!!

Lily:  I felt so violated... My boo...never mind

Rachel: ... Um okay.... Well let me talk about recess... Okay so we were kicking the drawn dick on the wall. Then Joicy came and drew another one.. I like what I wrote:

JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS THIS ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

and

Don't get Justin B. mad he might smack you with his! Chihuahua

Hee hee... Sill got the giggles XD

Lily: Remember I was trying to kick the ding-a-ling too. I fell on my back like this:

*Runs a little* *Jumps on wall* *Leg goes up* *Other leg stands still* *Other leg about to hit it* *Other leg cramps up* *I fall on my back*

Everybody was laughing... I was laughing too....

Rachel: So much deta... ZzzzZzzz.....

Lily: That's right, be in your happy place...THE HELL?!?! HOW ARE YOU LAUGHING IN YOUR SLEEP...MY ARMS HURT AND I'M STILL ON CAPS LOCK...WHYYYYYYYYYY

Rachel: Well I was fake sleeping and um... I think it's almost time to stop :(.... So um... Yeah... Oh and guess what?!

Lily: NOOOOOOOOOOO...and what? Did I guess right?

Rachel: The exact opposite.. And the answer is... My underwear is hurting my hip... I think it made a mark o.o

Lily: My underwear is going UP!!! I don't know where, just up... Is there some portal in my butt that leads to some other place? I'm gonna go check... MY BUTT HAS A TELEPORTER!!! I'll check if Rachel's butt has one too.

Rachel: AAAAAAH TIME TO GGO!!! BYE!!! :)

Lily: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Bai bai!!

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[Blue Waffles]

Turns out Rachel doesn't have a teleporter, but she does have a MP3 Player, she also has a potato and some brown stinky stuff and a DSi...yeah, she has those things in her butt...I just checked and there was a lot of things in there...
LOL JK, she told me...